hey kids!!! more thoughts on idol - courtesy of miss cocohippie - i love her commentary! and i hoped you all watched paris and nicole last night on the new simple life - it was hysterical - its so obviously kinda set-up but gosh it's side splittingly funny!!! so read on - and dont forget the trump tonight!
"So I’m going to brief on New Orleans and then move on. New Orleans was somewhat entertaining, but lackluster. However, I would like to say Gene Simmons you are great! Show a little tongue next time...
I do have this to say about the contestants who are just there to be seen. It’ one thing if you think you’re talented with all your heart, but you’re not. It’s another if you know you’re not talented, but just want to be on television. Stop wasting our time! William Hung and Mary Roach aka Scary Mary, fill us with cheer, because they just don’t know how bad they really are. Now that I have made this abundantly clear, I will now move on...Vegas Baby Vegas!
My night started out a little ruff on watching the Las Vegas episode of A.I. I had a hard time focusing on guest judge Kenny Loggins, for a good portion. Kenny is a bit shifty to me for some reason, sort of started freaking me out. Once I was over my on set of Adult Attention Deficit Disorder, I was able to hone in. My first stop Joseph Land, trying to claim he was 28 years old. Yet again another time waster and his 44-year-old butt should know better. Hmm, didn’t he forge documents to get on the show? Sounds like the Social Security Administration should get involved (just putting it out there).
Then I started to feel the pain of the judges as the talent worsened. The judges looked as though they were giving up. I really think Ms. Paula Abdul has gone to the dark side. This is the second time where she suggested a contestant do voice-overs to cartoons. Here we go again with redundancy of wasted time. Psycho-Psychic Bobbie May who claimed she would be in the top ten to Hollywood. Well, we all knew that was not going to happen. My favorite line of the night was from Kenny to Bobbie, “I think you killed two careers at once.”
Finally, in walks Jennifer Todd and her voice was just beautiful as she sang Alicia Keys. I was afraid she wouldn’t make it, because Kenny felt she had an image problem (she’s a big girl). I would just like to say, I hope she goes all the way (yup, rhyming). I want to see a big girl out there doing her thing. She could wear clothing from Macy Gray’s new line and work it!
Finally we come to Mario Vazquez who has become my overnight favorite. I was just hoping his voice would reflect his presence and it did. Now if he can keep it up through the rest of the competition then he will get my vote.
On that note kiddies I am out until next week, when we land in Cleveland, with guest judge LL Cool J. I know you’ll be watching along with me. I wouldn’t miss LL licking those luscious lips for nothing in the world.
Lates, Miss Cocohippie"
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