you didnt hear it from me {23}

you didnt hear it from me…by nikkib    issue no. 23 on popbytes I thought I would brighten everyone’s week by giving you a new list: Celebs I Can’t Stand! Isn’t that fun? I thought about this way too hard and therefore probably missed some obvious choices. As with my celebrity boyfriends list, I’m sure this will be ever-changing. 5 Penelope Cruz Salma Hayek was here first and besides, she’s hotter. 4 Melanie Griffith Obvious craziness aside, I just can’t get over that horrible ‘Antonio’ tat on her arm. 3 Michael Rappaport I can’t explain it, I’ve just always hated him.

2 Jude Law Sexiest Man Alive? I knew I hated People Magazine for more reasons than their crappy stories. Jude Law wins Girliest Man Alive for me. 1 Elizabeth Hurley I don’t feel as though I need to explain myself. Suffice it to say that I’ve hated her since that horrible Versace safety pin dress. Honorable Mentions: Renee Zellwegger, Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe, Usher, Celine Dion Now, just to prove to you all that I’m not all negative, here’s a list of my favorite things this week (in no particular order): • Veronica Mars • Wendy’s single combo (biggie sized with a diet coke, of course) • Pork Chops as the only entree at a wedding reception (ballsy, go Kate!) • Mary Kate & Ashley lip gloss • Cooking meals in my slow cooker • My Baby Jake

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If Lindsay Lohan & Mischa Barton go to rehab do you think they could take Tara Reid for us, too?
Is there anything better than a crazy rumor that we can’t confirm? Now this might be the
Glade-and-Sharpie cocktail we just huffed talking, but the plastic pumpkin left over from Halloween
told us a rumor that Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan are going on vacation together. No word on
where they’re going, but they should be back in 28 days or so. We know! Totally nuts, right? Didn’t
Lohan just get back to work on Herbie: Fully Loaded after her hospital stay? Isn’t Barton shooting
The O.C.? And what are the odds they’d both take trips at the same time with their crazy schedules?
Never mind. This Sharpie is spent and Mr. Pumpkin is threatening to eat our soul if we don’t run out
to the Office Depot for a refill. That crazy devil pun’kin! – {defamer.com}