hey kiddies – here is another installment from my good friend dana – with her musings on the apprentice and what went down last night…
 | Another week of such predictable Trumpings. Last night’s episode focused on the two teams establishing their very own bridal boutiques. I have to say, I love weddings, so I knew this one was going to be fun. We all knew Chris was going to be a project manager this week for Apex because of his moronic complaining in the board room last week. I swear, it’s like everyone who’s ever been on the Apprentice is either daft or lives in a cave. Didn’t you watch last season’s episodes? Don’t you notice how Donald makes his decisions in the boardrooms? This season’s firings have definitely not been focused so much on ability, but disability (such as Elizabeth’s crippling decision making, Stacie J’s ‘craziness’ and Bradford’s naive act of bravery). But such is reality TV and it is my drug of choice. So, we have Chris and the raffle-selected Kelly as project managers. I’m surprised that Mosaic wouldn’t have considered breaking their mold and just use Sandy as their project manager…I mean, she is a bridal salon owner, she had this one in the bag from the get-go! Putting the taffeta, lace and glitz aside, it was obvious from the very beginning who was destined to win this competition, team Mosaic. Although I was disappointed overall with Kelly’s leadership in this round, Sandy definitely took charge to win and win they did…by a freakin’ landslide victory! Other than the small setback of hottie Wes hitting a parked car (he is blonde, they didn’t get that joke from nowhere people!), the team blew Apex out of the water and Chris was looking down the barrel of a gun as Apex entered the board room. |
Chris, Chris, Chris. Why is it that reality TV’s choice for Long Island representatives are usually
the bottom of the barrel. I mean, watch the Gottis’ for a minute and you’d think that we’re all
selfish, obnoxious Vinnie Bagofdoughnuts’. Chris, you didn’t do us proud. Rather than staying
optimistic and thinking outside the box, you labeled the project as doomed before you even tried.
The constant complaining and team slamming didn’t help either. So, it’s no surprise that Mr. Trump
ousted Chris.
So, as a wrap up, Ivana is still in the game (how, I have no idea), Wes is still hot, yet a little
accident prone, Chris got what he asked for, and Maria and Sandy are lucky bitches…bringing home a
little bling-bling as part of their ‘prize.’
