 | you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
issue no. 19 on popbytes
well, it looks like the 'real' britney & kevin wedding is happening next week october 16th. sources say that they have the entire four seasons on the big island in hawaii booked. i, for one, am thrilled! i have no doubt the wedding will be over the top with trash, but it's the kind of trash we love in the old britney - not the new, dirty feet britney. |
speaking of trash, i'm so into tv right now! just when i thought i didn't have room for any new shows i go and add a shitload. here are my favorites this fall:
veronica mars veronica lives in neptune, ca where you're either rich or work for the rich people. her dad was the sheriff, therefore even though her family wasn't rich, she had some cred. last year veronica was dating the most popular boy in school and was best friends with his sister. she was the 'in' crowd. but then the best friend ends up murdered and veronica's father, the sheriff, accuses the dead girl's father (who is the most powerful man in neptune) of being involved. veronica's dad gets fired, she and her boyfriend break up, her mom leaves town and veronica is now a social pariah. a private eye social pariah! veronica's dad starts his own private investigation firm and veronica helps him with his cases. however, the more involved veronica becomes with her dad's work the more she realizes that there's one big case that he's not letting her in on he's still working on the case to find veronica's best friend's murderer. 'veronica mars' is a little like 'pretty in pink 'or 'some kind of wonderful ' meets 'buffy.' hmmm...when i put it like that it sounds like it would kinda suck - but it doesn't! it's on tuesday nights on upn. check it out!
america's next top model this is the best reality show out there. insecure, bitchy models duking it out all while being critiqued by janice dickson, 'the first supermodel!' how could you possible resist?!
wife swap this show is priceless abc picks women who are complete opposites to trade places for a week. there are lots of fights, bratty kids, and gross husbands. my own husband almost can't watch this show because it makes him so uncomfortable, so i'll recommend this one with a warning that it might not be suitable for everyone.
desperate housewives despite the annoying promos running constantly on abc, i decided i just had to give this one a try. i love felicity huffman!! i thought the pilot was good. but what up with nicolette sheridan's face??!! she looked a little joan rivers-esque. and did you know that the 'supermodel' wife (eva something-or-other) is dating jc chasez?! so gross. i'm hoping i can get over the little things to love this show.
there are more, but i'll just start you out with those. seriously though, set your tivo for 'veronica mars.' and don't forget to check out 'life as we know it' on abc tonight i have a good 'my so-called life' feeling about it!
poor bridget. white stripes singer jack white and hollywood actress renee zellweger have split up after nearly two years together. - {
imdb.com}
what is it with paris and the video camera? i really need to know! paris hilton is fighting off accusations she made racist comments at a new york party. last week, american newspaper new pork post reported that in a recently surfaced 12-hour videotape, hilton is shown speaking with two african-american men, who ask her if she would model their fashion line. the publication reported that hilton, standing with pal brandon davis, was polite to the men, but called them 'dumb n*****s' after they left, according to british reporter carole aye maung, who reviewing the alleged tape. maung says, 'two... guys begin talking to her. she's being very, very sweet to them. (but) she definitely uses the n-word. it's so cruel, because they were so lovely, and she was being so lovely to them. ' but furious hilton hits back, 'anyone who knows me knows that this is not me. i am deeply hurt by recent reports. i am not a person who discriminates against anyone - ever. ' hilton's best pal nicole richie adds, 'she doesn't have a prejudiced bone in her body. ' according to maung, the tape also includes footage of hilton 'making love' with ex-boyfriend nick carter in the back of a car and greeting one-time boyfriend jason shaw in the nude. - {the daily dish,
sfgate.com}
so, matt damon was smoking 2 packs of smokes a day. i guess that just proves what a funk his career has been in (and please don't point out the success of the 'bourne' movies to me they suck!). if you're smoking 2 packs a day, that's all you're doing. matt damon is resorting to hypnotism to help him give up his smoking. the 'bourne supremacy' star has had a two-pack a day habit for over 10 years and is so desperate to stop that he has been visiting a hypnotist to cure him, says a source. 'he's tried a couple of things before, but nothing has worked,' says the insider. 'we're hopeful this time.' 'it's working,' damon's rep happily told the scoop. 'his first treatment was in august and he hasn't smoked since then.' - {the scoop,
msnbc.com}
ted c. blind item alert! defamers guessed lloyd dobler, er, john cusack which is clearly wrong. my pick is orlando bloom. he just can't be straight, can he?? so, we got jolly johnny headin' outta h-town and taking over a certain fabulous harbor hotel in a rather famous port city recently. j2, in town for some biz, really worked over his fancy-schmancy hotel suite. i think what happened was that jolly's guy buds (whom he flew in for fun and dude-buns in the sun) were so grateful for mr. j.'s generosity that they, well, just loved the iconoclast movie star to death. perhaps they were helped by some chickers who may have secretly sneaked up the service entrance, but my auberge sources never saw 'em. fluid stains of most every (entirely human) variety were left throughout the pricey digs. it was so bad, the posh inn's cleaning staff refused to take care of the mess. what happens in a sitch like that, i wonder? regardless, i think even j2's unflappably jolly relative-also in the biz-would be put out. and trust moi, it takes a lot to make that relation lose it. - {the awful truth,
eonline.com}
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