greetings kids! oh boy did that mac culkin story (see below) take off like WILDFIRE in a stack of hay - so listen - i cant confirm or deny but it makes some sense - and its all very good gossip material - so lets see if anything else goes on with that - no worries - popbytes will fill you all in! and all yr comments have been split 50/50 - i didnt make this up - just reporting what i heard to all you pop junkies out there! :)
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i actually had to run out of town - so im not posting from hollywood - so forgive me if i seem out of it - or anything like that - BUT i found myself an internet cafe (its a mystery where i am!) - because popbytes had to talk about ms. martha heading off to 'camp cupcake' in west virginia where she will do her five month stint! so in honor - i will add a martha countdown of days in jail - which will be launched tomorrow on day #2 - oh i bet she is having too much fun right now. first a strip search, next a uniform - she has to work in prison (kitchen or cleaning and maybe some snow shovelling if it comes to that) |
BUT dont worry martha WILL indeed get paid for her efforts - pays range from 12-40 cents an hour! so by the time martha gets out maybe she can buy a carton of cigarettes (i bet they are cheap in west virginia) since im sure shes bound to pick up the habit - i would smoke myself silly in prison! popbytes in prison is a scary thought - yikes!) anyways - thats the scoop for now...look for the countdown tommorow
and when i feel i can actually talk about it without having breakdowns or tragic TV tears - popbytes will post all thoughts/feelings concerning the crazy ass season finale of nip/tuck - dr troy cannot be dead - this would KILL ME! it cant be true!!! hes too hot to die!!! ok popbytes out (of state)... :) xoxo
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MORE MARTHA STEWART POSTS
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† martha stewart hits 500!
† has the oscar best actress curse struck sandra bullock? seriously? omg! wtf?
† boy george: lady gaga asked me to sign her vagina! hollywood rag
† OMG, he's naked: marc jacobs' husband lorenzo (semi-NSFW) OMG blog
† anne hathaway without any make-up ... not bad! popoholic
† supermodels untouched: blessing to some, disgrace to others zelda lily
† tina fey is the sexiest thing since sex! litely salted
† unanswered questions from gaga and beyoncé's 'telephone' video bark + bite
† we all know jennifer aniston's new movie sucks! lainey gossip
† finally, a one-stop shop for dorothy zbornak's best zingers! buzzfeed
† what?! rear gear butt covers for dogs and cats?! tabloid prodigy
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