you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
issue no. 18 on popbytes
i'm such a bad gossip to leave you guys hanging for two weeks!
But seriously, did anything really
happen? So Brit got married to her pimp - who cares?! I think the best part of the whole thing is
that they had a CASH BAR. She's worth over $100 million and she can't afford to buy 20 people
drinks? Oh and let's not forget that their song was Journey's 'Lights' and it played on a boom box.
First of all, what in the hell does San Francisco have to do with their romance? And secondly no
stereo? She's reached new levels of trashiness that aren't even fun anymore! But don't get me wrong
- I love Journey. |  |
the only other thing we missed dishing about was the emmy's!
I thought Joely Richardson (of my absolute fave show 'nip/tuck') was the best dressed woman there.
And I thought the best dressed man was my very own friend, Jens! Jens even made E!'s 'Fashion
Police!' Ok, so he was shown standing behind William Shatner, who they panned as 'worst dressed,'
but still! It's the big time, baby!
speaking of the emmy's - how you doin?
Could it be that a sitcom star wasn't in much of a rush to head home? So say my pals at the
Governor's Ball who tell me that the married-with-child chunk was enjoying his liquor and wanted to
take libido out for a spin on the homo side. It might have been bad enough when he started telling
anyone who'd listen that it had been a while since he'd 'had some', but when he resorted to using
his character's pick-up lines on virtually anyone who walked by (including some Emmy staff members),
it was downright embarrassing. Just goes to show that when it comes right down to it, even someone
who brings you coffee can be there for you if you wait around long enough. (Filth2go.com)
this is mischa barton and her oily bo-hunk, no doubt.
Which TV starlet and her filthy rich boyfriend were constantly ducking out of the VIP lounge at the
fashion week tents? Returning with runny eyes, sniffly noses and jumping jaws, we bet it wasn't hay
fever. - {
pagesix.com}
finally, an explanation for those get-ups!
Sexy 'Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow' co-star Bai Ling says her stay in a mental hospital
made her a better actress - but she's still haunted by voices in her head. 'I hear eight separate
voices,' Ling says. 'I have given them each names and I have to shout out to them sometimes to shut
up. Sometimes they tell me that they don't like living in New York. But they are my friends although
sometimes I say, 'You are too demanding.' They are like spirits.' In a rambling chat with PAGE SIX,
Ling added, 'I am writing a book called 'A Clock Falling From the Sky and Dreams of Tibet' about my
experience starting when at 14 I was in the Chinese Liberation Army in Tibet for three years as an
actress teaching Chinese values to Tibetans.' Ling, who plays a henchwoman of the mysterious Dr.
Totenkopf in the sci-fi box-office smash 'Sky Captain,' continued: 'I was damaged by what I did in
Tibet, it was twisted. My time there was very sexual, but also innocent and sad. I was with all
these older men, falling in love many times, which was forbidden and I was punished for it. Then I
wanted to kill myself because I felt that life had become meaningless. I was in a dark place and I
was lost. 'So I went into a mental hospital where they gave me electric shock treatment close to a
hundred times. After I got the shock treatment I would stand in one place for the whole day without
moving. They gave me medicine every day so that I was numb all the time. It was like a prison...I
would have these horrible nightmares of being eaten by tigers, leopards and jaguars. 'I had those
nightmares for years afterwards until one day I realized that in another life I had been a leopard
myself and then the nightmares stopped. That was because I hunted a leopard in South Africa and when
I saw the leopard, I realized then that I had once been a leopard because they say that the leopard
only lets you see it if it wants to be seen. 'I felt like I was connected to that leopard but I am
now in a human form. I can feel that wild side when I am dancing. I got out of the mental hospital
when I was 17 by telling the doctors that I was an actress and I was just pretending that I wanted
to kill myself and that I wasn't really sick. I became a great actress because I had to be to get
out of that hospital.' - {
pagesix.com}
who else thinks orlando and kate bosworth are over?
Orlando Bloom arrived at L.A.'s Spider Club for Us Weekly's party late last Friday night without
girlfriend Kate Bosworth, but instead a 'Malibu Barbie' blonde in tow. 'He danced with every girl in
the room,' said a witness. The dark-haired actor also asked specifically that no one take any
pictures of him. - {Elisa Lipsky-Karasz,
NYPost.com}
EXACTLY!
Isn't it funny how Dualstar, the Olsen twins' company, wants to sue those poor schmoes who made the
'Save Mary-Kate' T-shirt, but no one's going after The Star and The Enquirer, who said she was in
rehab for cocaine, not anorexia? What do you suppose that means? - {Gatecrashers,
NYDN.com}
file usher under 'who cares' for me. i hope he is dating naomi campbell - they would be an awesome match.
Forget Alicia Keyes - Usher's new lady-love is Naomi Campbell. The two have managed to keep it a
secret, but inside sources say that when Usher and Campbell were caught canoodling in Miami over the
weekend, it wasn't the first time. 'Usher asked Naomi to perform with him at the VMA's,' our source
said. 'She's performing with him this week in Miami...she is absolutely besotted. He is so nice
and lovely to her. She is head over heels in love with him.' Campbell's rep said: 'Naomi and Usher
are enjoying hanging out together.' - {
pagesix.com}
i'm this close to adding marilyn manson to my celebrity boyfriends list.
Did you see him on 'Dinner for Five?' He's just so scary looking and NOT in a good way!
'I'll tell you what. I'm someone who carries a lot of straws, but I don't drink milk shakes at all.' - Marilyn Manson on his drug use in Rolling Stone Magazine...
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