you didnt hear it from me {18}

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\nyou didnt hear it from me...by nikkib    issue no. 18 on popbytes \ni'm such a bad gossip to leave you guys hanging for two weeks!\nBut seriously, did anything really\nhappen? So Brit got married to her pimp - who cares?! I think the best part of the whole thing is\nthat they had a CASH BAR. She's worth over \$100 million and she can't afford to buy 20 people\ndrinks? Oh and let's not forget that their song was Journey's 'Lights' and it played on a boom box.\nFirst of all, what in the hell does San Francisco have to do with their romance? And secondly no\nstereo? She's reached new levels of trashiness that aren't even fun anymore! But don't get me wrong\n- I love Journey.

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\n\n\nthe only other thing we missed dishing about was the emmy's!\nI thought Joely Richardson (of my absolute fave show 'nip/tuck') was the best dressed woman there.\nAnd I thought the best dressed man was my very own friend, Jens! Jens even made E!'s 'Fashion\nPolice!' Ok, so he was shown standing behind William Shatner, who they panned as 'worst dressed,'\nbut still! It's the big time, baby!\n\n

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\n\nspeaking of the emmy's - how you doin?\nCould it be that a sitcom star wasn't in much of a rush to head home? So say my pals at the\nGovernor's Ball who tell me that the married-with-child chunk was enjoying his liquor and wanted to\ntake libido out for a spin on the homo side. It might have been bad enough when he started telling\nanyone who'd listen that it had been a while since he'd 'had some', but when he resorted to using\nhis character's pick-up lines on virtually anyone who walked by (including some Emmy staff members),\nit was downright embarrassing. Just goes to show that when it comes right down to it, even someone\nwho brings you coffee can be there for you if you wait around long enough. (Filth2go.com)\n\n

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\n\nthis is mischa barton and her oily bo-hunk, no doubt.\nWhich TV starlet and her filthy rich boyfriend were constantly ducking out of the VIP lounge at the\nfashion week tents? Returning with runny eyes, sniffly noses and jumping jaws, we bet it wasn't hay\nfever. - {pagesix.com}\n\n

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\n\nfinally, an explanation for those get-ups!\nSexy 'Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow' co-star Bai Ling says her stay in a mental hospital\nmade her a better actress - but she's still haunted by voices in her head. 'I hear eight separate\nvoices,' Ling says. 'I have given them each names and I have to shout out to them sometimes to shut\nup. Sometimes they tell me that they don't like living in New York. But they are my friends although\nsometimes I say, 'You are too demanding.' They are like spirits.' In a rambling chat with PAGE SIX,\nLing added, 'I am writing a book called 'A Clock Falling From the Sky and Dreams of Tibet' about my\nexperience starting when at 14 I was in the Chinese Liberation Army in Tibet for three years as an\nactress teaching Chinese values to Tibetans.' Ling, who plays a henchwoman of the mysterious Dr.\nTotenkopf in the sci-fi box-office smash 'Sky Captain,' continued: 'I was damaged by what I did in\nTibet, it was twisted. My time there was very sexual, but also innocent and sad. I was with all\nthese older men, falling in love many times, which was forbidden and I was punished for it. Then I\nwanted to kill myself because I felt that life had become meaningless. I was in a dark place and I\nwas lost. 'So I went into a mental hospital where they gave me electric shock treatment close to a\nhundred times. After I got the shock treatment I would stand in one place for the whole day without\nmoving. They gave me medicine every day so that I was numb all the time. It was like a prison...I\nwould have these horrible nightmares of being eaten by tigers, leopards and jaguars. 'I had those\nnightmares for years afterwards until one day I realized that in another life I had been a leopard\nmyself and then the nightmares stopped. That was because I hunted a leopard in South Africa and when\nI saw the leopard, I realized then that I had once been a leopard because they say that the leopard\nonly lets you see it if it wants to be seen. 'I felt like I was connected to that leopard but I am\nnow in a human form. I can feel that wild side when I am dancing. I got out of the mental hospital\nwhen I was 17 by telling the doctors that I was an actress and I was just pretending that I wanted\nto kill myself and that I wasn't really sick. I became a great actress because I had to be to get\nout of that hospital.' - {pagesix.com}\n\n

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\n\nwho else thinks orlando and kate bosworth are over?\nOrlando Bloom arrived at L.A.'s Spider Club for Us Weekly's party late last Friday night without\ngirlfriend Kate Bosworth, but instead a 'Malibu Barbie' blonde in tow. 'He danced with every girl in\nthe room,' said a witness. The dark-haired actor also asked specifically that no one take any\npictures of him. - {Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, NYPost.com}\n\n

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\n\nEXACTLY!\nIsn't it funny how Dualstar, the Olsen twins' company, wants to sue those poor schmoes who made the\n'Save Mary-Kate' T-shirt, but no one's going after The Star and The Enquirer, who said she was in\nrehab for cocaine, not anorexia? What do you suppose that means? - {Gatecrashers, NYDN.com}\n\n

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\n\nfile usher under 'who cares' for me. i hope he is dating naomi campbell - they would be an awesome match.\nForget Alicia Keyes - Usher's new lady-love is Naomi Campbell. The two have managed to keep it a\nsecret, but inside sources say that when Usher and Campbell were caught canoodling in Miami over the\nweekend, it wasn't the first time. 'Usher asked Naomi to perform with him at the VMA's,' our source\nsaid. 'She's performing with him this week in Miami...she is absolutely besotted. He is so nice\nand lovely to her. She is head over heels in love with him.' Campbell's rep said: 'Naomi and Usher\nare enjoying hanging out together.' - {pagesix.com}\n\n

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\n\ni'm this close to adding marilyn manson to my celebrity boyfriends list.\nDid you see him on 'Dinner for Five?' He's just so scary looking and NOT in a good way!\n'I'll tell you what. I'm someone who carries a lot of straws, but I don't drink milk shakes at all.' - Marilyn Manson on his drug use in Rolling Stone Magazine...

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