you didnt hear it from me {17}


you didnt hear that from me... you didnt hear it from me…by nikkib
   issue no. 17 on popbytes

how in the hell did it get to be september?! before i know it, i’ll be
knee deep in my first midwestern winter since the late 90′s. i don’t
have any of the clothes for that! what kind of shoes do people wear in
winter? i’ve forgotten! seriously, i need help. send me some ideas or
i’ll just get these. it says that they’re perfect for a winter day or a
mini skirt! how perf!


don’t kill me for the short column this week. the holiday totally
screwed me up and now i have a sick baby. i’ll try to find extra special
fun things for you next week.


ps. anyone who’s not watching ‘nip/tuck’ is totally missing out!



these girls are so much better than paris hilton!
jenna and barbara bush lived up to their hard-partying reputation while
in new york supporting their pop, president bush, during the republican
convention, according to our spies around town. the twosome kicked off a
week of fun last saturday at chelsea hot spot 17, where, we’re told,
they partied with a group of 20 guests till the early hours. ‘jenna
seemed more wild than barbara,’ said a witness. ‘they probably got
through about three bottles of level vodka, and they were given a tour
of the club by management.’ the conservative cuties’ next big night was
wednesday at sixth avenue nightclub avalon, where they were in the crowd
smoking cigarettes and pumping their fists to kid rock, who was
performing on stage. ‘they [and their entourage of about 25] drank
$4,500 dollars worth of drinks bottles and bottles of vodka,’ says a
club insider. ‘then, having been comped all the alcohol, they left a $48
tip. we thought 1 per cent was kind of outrageous, considering they are
the president’s daughters.’ on thursday night, after the president gave
his big speech at madison square garden, jenna was out again returning
to 17 for more good times. a spy told page six’s tom sykes that jenna
showed around 3 a.m. with a group of up to 50 people: ‘she was dancing
around the club with a group of rather attractive fashion industry-type
girls and another six or seven men who were either young republicans or
secret service,’ says a source who was with the party. ‘there was one
particular, really preppy-looking guy who she was dancing with the whole
time who looked like he might be her boyfriend,’ our source said. ‘at
4:15 a.m., they closed the club and ushered jenna and her posse upstairs
to a suite where there was a private open bar and big red pool table.
jenna’s friends played 8-ball quite poorly. ‘the elevator was broken, so
we all had to walk up the stairs. she kicked off her heels and wandered
around the space barefooted. around 5:30, the staff started losing their
patience and finally sent everyone home.’there was no repeat of the
poor tipping that the avalon staff experienced. a 17 club staffer said,
‘yes, they were here, but they were actually great to the staff and
tipped big. in fact, they even called on friday to say thanks for a
great night, so we are hoping to see them again.’ – {pagesix.com}


to tell you the truth, i’ve never been on board with this romance. i think katie could do better.
the love affair between ‘american pie’ actor chris klein and ‘dawson’s
creek’ starlet katie holmes hit a speed bump over the weekend. the
couple, who’ve been engaged for over a year, had a fight last friday
while dining at l.a. eatery maggiano’s. ‘they came in holding hands, sat
alone, and during the dinner klein was heard delivering classic break-up
lines like ‘i need space,’ and ‘it’s not you, it’s me,’ ‘ our source
said. before dessert, holmes was in tears. but holmes’ rep assures us
the couple was merely arguing over their new house not breaking up.
holmes has been in england for the past month filming ‘batman begins.’
- {pagesix.com}


julia roberts and pam anderson – bff’s. why doesn’t this surprise me?
julia roberts is receiving baby advice from pamela anderson as she
prepares for the birth of twins early next year — and the pair have
become close friends. anderson, who has two sons from her failed
marriage to tommy lee, has been filling roberts in on everything from
giving birth to motherly duties. a friend of the 37-year-old former
‘baywatch’ beauty says, ‘pam has recommended julia to try a home birth
in a birthing pool. she’s even referred her to a support group that
helped her. ‘she and julia have become quite close. pam sees a lot of
herself in julia. she remembers bringing up kids in the public eye. ‘pam
is happy to be there for her, even at the birth if that’s what she and
danny want.’ – {the daily dish, sfgate.com}


tom cruise – heterosexual giant
‘if i stood next to tom cruise, my ruler suit would reveal him to be a
feeble and delicate 5′ 6′ tall,’ notes victor lewis-smith in the london
evening standard, ‘but as the celebrity scientologist is exceedingly
litigious and wealthy, i shall describe him here as a red-blooded,
heterosexual giant of a man.’ – {the scoop, msnbc.com}

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