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you didnt hear it from me…by nikkib issue no. 16 on popbytes can you believe that i’ve been writing this column for 2 years? that’s i’m still really pissed that all of the tabs have given up on the real story with mary-kate and her cocaine addiction.i think i underestimated the power those little troll dolls have in hollywood! anyway, mk is out partying all over the place – downing red bull and sucking down the cigs. sounds like someone had a little set-back in her recovery to me. however, we can all breathe a sigh of relief that she was recently spotting nibbling on some sushi. at least we don’t have to worry about that darned anorexia. |
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(1) cameron douglas (2) burt reynolds, maybe? (3) our own fancy pants,
lance bass, of course!
which vinyl-savvy party boy of regal hollywood
stock has been spotted around town sporting a unique accessory to
conceal track marks on his arms? the wild child is reportedly wearing
fashionable bandanas on both forearms to cover up the embarrassing
markers, which some east village fashionistas mistook for a hot new look
…which rich, aging, hollywood legend is rumored to have had a testicle
lift? …which boy band enjoying publicity over his new girlfriend is
actually dating a guy – just one peek at all the photos of the two
around his hollywood home shows the two men are more than just friends. – {pagesix.com}
maybe dave chappelle and andy dick should get together and hold a drug n drink memorial for rick james?
has success taken the edge off dave chappelle?
the $50 million funnyman dismayed patrons of the west village’s comedy cellar in the wee hours of wednesday morning with a rambling, unannounced set that sent standup fans walking out the door.
my source says he appeared disoriented onstage.
‘he was funny for the first 10 minutes, but he had no act,’ says my spywitness. ‘he couldn’t keep his eyes straight, and went on and on for an hour, because they didn’t know how to get him off. he kept saying how fabulous he was because he just made $50 million [for renewing with comedy central].’
at one point, chappelle lit up a (tobacco) cigarette and drawled, ‘i can smoke on stage because i can afford to get fined, so [bleep] you, [mayor] bloomberg!’
my snitch said his party’s admission was comped after they complained, which the comedy cellar denied. a rep for the club confirmed chappelle made the unscheduled appearance, but said, ‘dave just goes with this free-form thing, and people love it.’ – {ben widdicombegatecrasher, nydailynews.com}
ooh! maybe this is what i’ll have for lunch today?!
what’s not to love about kathleen turner? the veteran vixen was spotted
at east hampton’s rowdy hall on sunday at 1:15 in the afternoon
ordering ‘a double ketel one with a splash of lemonade.’ you go, girl!
kimora scores a point with me for this one.
kimora lee simmons has a sense of humor about her recent pot bust. she’s
planning to send models down the runway at her baby phat show during new
york fashion week in t-shirts bearing her mug shot.
ok, so corey haim is never going to stage a successful comeback, but im dying for him to do a dateline interview!
the lost boys star corey haim shocked doctors with the gargantuan
quantity of drugs he was consuming during his career heyday in the late
1980s. haim took so many illegal substances – including ‘about 85′
valium tablets a day – he became a ‘nervous wreck’. the 32-year-old
says, ‘i was working on lost boys when i smoked my first joint. but a
year before that i was starting to drink beer on the set of the film
lucas. i lived in los angeles in the ’80s, which was not the best place
to be. i did cocaine for about a year and a half, then it led to crack.
i started on the downers which were a hell of a lot better than the
uppers because i was a nervous wreck. but one led to two, two led to
four, four led to eight, until at the end it was about 85 a day – the
doctors could not believe i was taking that much. and that was just the
valium – i’m not talking about the other pills i went through.’ the
child star attempted rehab 15 times before he suffered a stroke. he
explains, ‘i was numb and i had lots of swollen lymph nodes, my heart
was hurting and i had blood clots in my arm and leg.’ the actor, who is
hoping for a hollywood comeback, adds, ‘i’m clean, sober, humble and
happy.’ haim was recently immortalized in the title of the thrills’ new
single ‘whatever happened to corey haim?’ – {imdb.com}
im all for girls making out, but paris and xtina? it sounds unsanitary.
sapphic activity erupted between paris hilton and christina aguilera,
‘who suddenly started making out’ at the virgin cola/body english lounge
at the raleigh hotel’s rooftop party in the small hours of yesterday
morning. – {pagesix.com}
the scariest part of this story is that ana looks about a million times classier than britney.
britney spears husband of just 55 hours, jason alexander, found himself
another blonde to play with during a recent trip to miami. and his
latest squeeze, named ana, has something britney doesn’t have – a male
member! ‘the moment jason saw ana, he went straight over and asked her
to dance,’ said an eyewitness at miami’s club space on the night that
alexander, 22, met ana. ‘they spent the next four hours dancing, kissing
and drinking. i don’t think he knew he was kissing a guy. mind you, he
seemed pretty drunk.’ ‘in miami, ana is well-known as a she-male – a guy
who looks like a girl but still has his male equipment,’ explains the
source. ‘but most guys from out of town don’t have a clue that ana’s a
transsexual.’ just how far did their make-out session go? ana was
reluctant to kiss and tell: ‘i met the guy in the club, we had a few
drinks, we danced, we kissed and that is as far as i’m going with this
story,’ she/he purred to star. ana’s web site says she charges up to
$2,000 for a night as a she-male escort, and boasts, ‘i’m better than
anyone else when it comes to small waist…and that busty bleached
blonde look with real 10-inch package.’ jason did not return star ‘s
call for comment but his father, dennis alexander, tells star: ‘i
wouldn’t know about this. sure, he was in florida a few weeks ago. but i
thought he was going to disney world.’ well, at least it was a magical
ride. – {starmagazine.com}
the title on this story in the enquirer was tiny tim: weirder than you thought.
and i read the story, and it is weird, but i dont think anything could be weirder than i thought tiny tim was.
bizarre entertainer tiny tim came across as a lovable crackpot – but offstage he was an incredible ladies’ man who seduced women with scripture.
to millions, he is best remembered as the ukulele-strumming, falsetto singer who married ‘miss vicki’ on ‘the tonight show.’ but he was far stranger than fans ever imagined, according to his former manager and longtime friend stephen plym.
in the book ‘tiny tim and mr. plym: life as we knew it,’ which will be available in bookstores next month, tiny’s manager tells all about one of the strangest performers ever – and he gave the enquirer this exclusive sneak preview of his secret-baring book.
toilet issues
the bearish, scraggly haired singer was attracted to underage girls, and often walked around with as much as $4,000 stuffed into his shoes. even though he had no medical reason to, he wore adult diapers, which he changed three and four times a day – sometimes in front of sexual conquests.
although he was a germ freak who lived in fear of public toilets and insisted on plastic utensils in restaurants, tiny ignored medical treatment for his diabetes and other problems.
throughout his career, tiny (real name: herbert khaury) was wrongly thought to be gay by many fans. in fact, he had just one early gay experience – which plagued him for years.
‘i wrote the book to set the record straight on tiny,’ plym told the enquirer in an exclusive interview.
‘despite his eccentricities, women mobbed him everywhere he went. the real demon in his life – and he hated himself for it – was underage girls.
‘but despite being drawn to 15- and 16-year-olds, tiny never had sex with a minor, to my knowledge.’
conquests
however, tiny – who got married three times – didn’t let his wedding ring stop him from bedding a steady stream of women, says plym.
‘tiny would invite women to his hotel room and then read them scripture as his own unique prelude to seduction.
‘but the sex would be over in a matter of seconds. all his life tiny suffered from this problem. once he even tried to treat the problem with the numbing agent orajel.’
on dec. 17, 1969, tiny married 17-year-old victoria budinger (aka miss vicki) in front of 45 million tv viewers – but afterward he had a surprise for her that sent their relationship into a tailspin.
‘after the ceremony, he surprised miss vicki by insisting on a seven-day preparation period before sharing their marital bed. during those seven days, he prayed, meditated and became spiritually ready,’ plym told the enquirer.
‘unfortunately, at the end of the allotted time, tiny gave the green light for his bride to jump into bed – and it was all over in two seconds.’
tiny and miss vicki had a daughter tulip, but the singer was ‘completely indifferent’ to the girl, reveals plym.
‘after he and miss vicki divorced in 1977, tiny cut off all contact with tulip.’
haunted
although tiny was effeminate, he ‘loved and adored women,’ says his manager. ‘but he was haunted by his one gay experience, which took place when he was a young boy and involved a childhood friend.
‘he never repeated it, but it troubled him deeply. he once asked me
whether it made him a homosexual.’ tiny lived in fear of germs. he
showered as frequently as four times a day and scrubbed the toilet after
each use. despite his precautions, tiny dropped dead at age 64 during a
private performance for the mother of his third wife, miss sue, and her
friends. ‘after he fell down on the stage, still clutching his ukulele,
someone came up and asked tiny if he was o.k.,’ plym told the enquirer.
‘he said, ‘no,’ closed his eyes – and that was it.’ – {national enquirer}
