oprah & her juicey secret!

first can you tell me how many times they air that target 'anything you want' commercial? i see it\nall the time - it's getting a bit irritating! but anyways im already digressing - its been a few\ndays and crazy ones at that! i know excuses - excuses but im back! in full form! so many things to\nmuse on! so muse on…\n

\nsecond some gossip from an anonymous nyc'er - apparently jennifer lopez is a real bitch - read our juicy chat!\n

\nnyc source (10:32:11 am): yo popbytes i have j.ho gossip
\npopbytes (10:32:37 am): oh do tell!
\nnyc source (10:36:43 am): well...apparently, j ho once belonged to a boys & girls club in the bronx
\nnyc source (10:36:50 am): she learned dancing and stuff there
\nnyc source (10:37:05 am): and now she comes back sometimes. but only if it involves\npublicity for herself
\npopbytes (10:37:11 am): oh i bet!!!
\nnyc source (10:37:14 am): and she never gives any money to them at all
\nnyc source (10:37:19 am): and she's a total diva bitch
\npopbytes (10:37:19 am): i will put this to popbytes -
\npopbytes (10:37:28 am): who did you hear from
\npopbytes (10:37:37 am): we can make it an anonymous type thing
\nnyc source (10:37:44 am): yes. anonymous source
\nnyc source (10:37:51 am): my friend does something for the club
\npopbytes (10:37:59 am): oh ok - perfect -
\nnyc source (10:38:03 am): and she said this one yankee comes there and is super nice
\npopbytes (10:38:13 am): oh cool!
\nnyc source (10:38:18 am): and j ho is a big bitch. and they need donations for a new\nperforming arts center
\nnyc source (10:38:23 am): they have 9000 kids
\npopbytes (10:38:29 am): she's horrible!
\nnyc source (10:38:34 am): and j ho could fund it with 500k to 1mil
\nnyc source (10:38:40 am): which is not much for her bling bling ass
\nnyc source (10:38:47 am): so she's no jenny from the block!\n\n

so kids do be fooled be the rocks she got - and she aint sharing or giving it back to the\nblock - come on a million would be like a drop in yr soulless gutter - its been about 96 days now of\nher wedded bliss to troll anthony - she so deserves that nasty man! sorry jen you have lost major\npopbytes points - again!

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can i tell you there is a god - and her name is actually brigitte nielsen -\ni so got sucked into the brand new the surreal life 3 on vh1 - where quasi past celebs all b + c - move\ninto a hollywood hills mansion - the other guests include - charo, jordan knight (new kids on the block), dave\ncoulier (full house, out of control), rapper flava flav (he's 45!!), ryan starr (1st season american idol), and\ni think some others that escape me at the moment - but ms. nielsen (aka ex-ms. sly stallone) stole\nthe show - she was quite wild & very european whatever that means) - and topless - in her denmark ways - smoking, drinking - and causing\nmayhem - but in a fun way - and now she is in talks for her very own reality show - im so behind\nthat! go brigitte! screw sly!

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\n\nbig brother 5 - oh i cant bear it - nicomas fucked it all up\nby not putting diane and drew on the block together - i cant really say much more because if yr not\nwatching then you wont give a flying fuck - but for those of you still in until the sept 21st finale\n- then you know how bad nicomas screwed herself last night!\n\n

'you walked into the party -\nlike you were walking on a yacht…' - dudes this is one of my top favorite songs of all time - of\ncourse its 'you're so vain' by legend carly simon and can you guess where popbytes got to revel in\nit - my beloved nip/tuck of course - i will admit last night was an odd episode - famkke looked hot\nas ever - and i do so love the character of julia mcnamara - shes one of the best tv characters of all time -\nso i did enjoy it - a bit of a fantasy/what if? episode but next week looks to be back in full form!\nyou are all missing out if your not watching this sexy ass show! tis the best! dr troy forever!\n\n\n

ok now to the title of this post - what is oprah winfrey hiding? there is a huge secret to\nbe revealed on the premiere of season 19 for my favorite person in the whole world - people don't\nget better than oprah - i mean that seriously - deadly serious! the day popbytes meets oprah will be\nthe day popbytes passes out - i so cant wait for the secret to be revealed - and girl it better be\ngood! so tune in monday to see what all the hulla-ballo is about! popbytes out!

sunday march 21st the amazing race 16 extreme makeover: home edition minute to win it undercover boss desperate housewives kendra the celebrity apprentice kimora: life in the fab lane cold case breaking bad season premiere! the pacific pretty wild jamie oliver's food revolution how to make it in america kirstie alley's big life life this series looks amazing!

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