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you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
issue no. 15 on popbytes
omg, you have to go fug yourself! i have to thank popbytes
for turning me onto this blog. basically, the site sits around making
fun of people which is one of my favorite things to do! in addition to being hilariously funny,
always right-on and extremely well-written, it's tagline is 'fugly is the new pretty!' isn't that
reason enough to check it out for yourself?!
i got a job. yeah, you heard me: i got a job!
you're going to die when i tell you about it. ok, it's
a part time job (10 hours/week, so it won't interfere with our gossip) working for an entertainment
marketing company. i'm going to get paid to watch tv! specifically, i'm going to be watching for
product placements. can you think of anything more perfect for me?!?! the only downer is that as the
'new kid' i got all of the crappy shows to watch 'method and red' is one of them (please be
cancelled). however, i was also assigned upn's 'veronica mars' and the early buzz on this one is
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before we get into this week's dirt, i just had to provide you the link to the latest gross-out from
britney. seriously, this makes me feel sick to my stomach.
she's foul.
wait, where have i been?! i didn't know that 'rich girl' ally hilfiger did a stint in rehab! does
anyone know what it was for?!
the glamorous life of a fashionista is coming to a tube near you. page six has learned
tommy
hilfiger just signed a deal with cbs to be the subject of a reality television show. it's surprising
that the red, white and blue-toting titan would wade into the reality pool after his
daughter ally's
disastrous turn on the mtv show
rich girls, which resulted in a stint in rehab and ruined her
friendship with the other rich girl,
jamie gleicher. - {
PageSix.com}
according to gawker.com readers, it's either natasha lyonne (my pick) or tara reid.
which actress who starred in a blockbuster movie trilogy has been spotted at grungy downtown
nightspots smoking crack? the soused starlet invited a fellow patron to take a hit in the bathroom,
but was politely turned down when distinctive white crack smoke billowed from her glass pipe. dazed
but unfazed, she turned her attention back to her pipe and took another hit. - {
PageSix.com}
i think by now everyone knows that julia roberts is a bitch. but i think what i'm coming to terms
with is the fact that i think she's over.
benjamin bratt was horrified by the effect fame had on his former lover, superstar julia roberts.
the 40-year-old actor dated the 'pretty woman' star for four years until june 2001, but left her to
marry 'bond' girl talisa soto, because roberts' celebrity status had made her ego 'unbearable.'
bratt says, 'with julia i saw up close what fame really does to a person. it sounds great but it
comes with a terrible price. getting too close to the light is a dangerous thing. but i needed to go
through that to appreciate what i have now.
'my wife is the most beautiful actress in the world. but what makes her special is that she's
beautiful on the inside too. she doesn't have an unbearable ego.' - {The Daily Dish,
SFGate.com}
party poopers!
the dave matthews band have been accused of unloading 800 pounds of human waste from their tour bus
onto a boat filled with passengers. the state of illinois is suing the band for violating state laws
amid claims their driver drenched more than 100 people in sewage, after he emptied the septic tank
through a grate into the chicago river. a spokesperson for the group says, 'our driver has stated
that he was not involved in this incident.' he adds that the band 'will continue to be co-operative
in this investigation'. the 'so much to say' group are facing civil penalties of $70,000 for
allegedly violating water pollution and public nuisance legislation. - {
imdb.com}
uh, huh. i suspected something like this.
paris hilton didn't lose her dog, tinkerbelle, after all. while the celebutante was putting out apbs
on her missing mutt, he was exactly where she left him. according to a friend of hers, it seems that
paris, in slightly cloudy shape, had dropped the pup off at her grandparents' house. when
tinkerbelle's plight started getting press, the grandparents' housekeeper called and reminded paris
where her pooch was. a rep for hilton denied the story. - {
PageSix.com}
yeah, i would say she's smiling she went from schwimmer (ew) to jim carrey! not that jc isn't kind
of gross, but he's sooo much better than schwimmer!
jim carrey is thrilled playboy model carla alapont refused to marry david schwimmer - because she's
now the 'liar liar' star's girlfriend.
the actor, 42, is inseparable from the 24-year-old and has helped her through her depression
following her break-up with the 'friends' star last christmas.
a close friend says carrey has 'put a smile back on carla's face' ever since. - {The Daily Dish,
SFGate.com}
doubtful.
also strangely quiet to mischief-talking motormouths this week were madonna's peeps, who're normally
pretty gabby. falling-out chitchat has it that ms. m. is peeved that certain kabbalah folks leaked
word of her upcoming 'spiritual' trip to israel.
listen, i think that gal goes to the john and figures out some way to make it a mystical experience,
but what the hell do i know? just that she's now thinking of distancing herself from demi's
religious hang for a bit and calling the soul-cleansing journey off altogether-that'll show those
gossipy bracelet types!
speaking of which, that rabbi-blessed stringy thing m. wears has been mysteriously absent from
missus ritchie's wrist on occasion. mean anything?
maybe she took it off to do the dishes? which you know she does. and i'm not kidding here. sorry,
but that is a crime and a shame. madonna just should not be squirtin' the joy. please.
spousal
p.s.: word from the domestic front, too, my sweet 'n' sours, is that mister ritchie ain't
all that kabbalah-crazy himself. is madonna having to choose her cushy corners, i wonder? - {The Awful Truth,
eonline.com}
i'm gonna have to think about this one. what are your guesses?
i don't think it would be entirely inaccurate to say mr. rex, no stranger to the porn biz, has a
taut thang or two in common with muscled manfred. you see, m2 has been riding high on the he-man
appeal of his abs, quads, sneer and soloflex-sublime bod for a while now. but let's back up (manny
sure loves to).
for simply ages, man-poo has kept his guy-preferring ways on the down-low; such the money-grubbing
bore, that one. the nerve of him wanting to keep his livelihood afloat! never mind.
be that as it homosexually hidden may, m.m. has long had a boyish thing going with one of his
previous costars (a real guy's guy, too, i'm blabbin' atcha)-a fling that's far from over, contrary
to randy rumor. but that sitch may be changing in the near future.
mr. m. has a much talked about project going down. hotter than hot, actually. real credit-grabbing
stuff, fer sure. but m2 has actually been such a pain in the well-worked-out behind to most of his
colleagues, two things are occurring: nobody can stand looking at the final product, their stomachs
are so damn churning already from dealing with the pissy poof; and folks are becoming more and more
careless about covering for manny's private poofy ways. revenge? nah. karma? perhaps... - {The Awful Truth,
eonline.com}
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