you didnt hear it from me {15}

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\nyou didnt hear it from me...by nikkib    issue no. 15 on popbytes \n\nomg, you have to go fug yourself! i have to thank popbytes\nfor turning me onto this blog. basically, the site sits around making\nfun of people which is one of my favorite things to do! in addition to being hilariously funny,\nalways right-on and extremely well-written, it's tagline is 'fugly is the new pretty!' isn't that\nreason enough to check it out for yourself?!\n\n \n\ni got a job. yeah, you heard me: i got a job! \nyou're going to die when i tell you about it. ok, it's\na part time job (10 hours/week, so it won't interfere with our gossip) working for an entertainment\nmarketing company. i'm going to get paid to watch tv! specifically, i'm going to be watching for\nproduct placements. can you think of anything more perfect for me?!?! the only downer is that as the\n'new kid' i got all of the crappy shows to watch 'method and red' is one of them (please be\ncancelled). however, i was also assigned upn's 'veronica mars' and the early buzz on this one is\npretty good.

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\n\n\nbefore we get into this week's dirt, i just had to provide you the link to the latest gross-out from\nbritney. seriously, this makes me feel sick to my stomach. she's foul.\n\n\n

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\n\nwait, where have i been?! i didn't know that 'rich girl' ally hilfiger did a stint in rehab! does\nanyone know what it was for?! \nthe glamorous life of a fashionista is coming to a tube near you. page six has learned tommy\nhilfiger just signed a deal with cbs to be the subject of a reality television show. it's surprising\nthat the red, white and blue-toting titan would wade into the reality pool after his daughter ally's\ndisastrous turn on the mtv show rich girls, which resulted in a stint in rehab and ruined her\nfriendship with the other rich girl, jamie gleicher. - {PageSix.com}\n\n\n\n

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\n\naccording to gawker.com readers, it's either natasha lyonne (my pick) or tara reid. \nwhich actress who starred in a blockbuster movie trilogy has been spotted at grungy downtown\nnightspots smoking crack? the soused starlet invited a fellow patron to take a hit in the bathroom,\nbut was politely turned down when distinctive white crack smoke billowed from her glass pipe. dazed\nbut unfazed, she turned her attention back to her pipe and took another hit. - {PageSix.com}\n\n

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\n\ni think by now everyone knows that julia roberts is a bitch. but i think what i'm coming to terms\nwith is the fact that i think she's over. \nbenjamin bratt was horrified by the effect fame had on his former lover, superstar julia roberts.\nthe 40-year-old actor dated the 'pretty woman' star for four years until june 2001, but left her to\nmarry 'bond' girl talisa soto, because roberts' celebrity status had made her ego 'unbearable.'\nbratt says, 'with julia i saw up close what fame really does to a person. it sounds great but it\ncomes with a terrible price. getting too close to the light is a dangerous thing. but i needed to go\nthrough that to appreciate what i have now.\n'my wife is the most beautiful actress in the world. but what makes her special is that she's\nbeautiful on the inside too. she doesn't have an unbearable ego.' - {The Daily Dish, SFGate.com}\n

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\n\nparty poopers! \nthe dave matthews band have been accused of unloading 800 pounds of human waste from their tour bus\nonto a boat filled with passengers. the state of illinois is suing the band for violating state laws\namid claims their driver drenched more than 100 people in sewage, after he emptied the septic tank\nthrough a grate into the chicago river. a spokesperson for the group says, 'our driver has stated\nthat he was not involved in this incident.' he adds that the band 'will continue to be co-operative\nin this investigation'. the 'so much to say' group are facing civil penalties of \$70,000 for\nallegedly violating water pollution and public nuisance legislation. - {imdb.com}\n\n\n

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\n\nuh, huh. i suspected something like this. \nparis hilton didn't lose her dog, tinkerbelle, after all. while the celebutante was putting out apbs\non her missing mutt, he was exactly where she left him. according to a friend of hers, it seems that\nparis, in slightly cloudy shape, had dropped the pup off at her grandparents' house. when\ntinkerbelle's plight started getting press, the grandparents' housekeeper called and reminded paris\nwhere her pooch was. a rep for hilton denied the story. - {PageSix.com}\n\n

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\n\nyeah, i would say she's smiling she went from schwimmer (ew) to jim carrey! not that jc isn't kind\nof gross, but he's sooo much better than schwimmer! \njim carrey is thrilled playboy model carla alapont refused to marry david schwimmer - because she's\nnow the 'liar liar' star's girlfriend.\nthe actor, 42, is inseparable from the 24-year-old and has helped her through her depression\nfollowing her break-up with the 'friends' star last christmas.\na close friend says carrey has 'put a smile back on carla's face' ever since. - {The Daily Dish, SFGate.com}\n\n

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\n\ndoubtful. \nalso strangely quiet to mischief-talking motormouths this week were madonna's peeps, who're normally\npretty gabby. falling-out chitchat has it that ms. m. is peeved that certain kabbalah folks leaked\nword of her upcoming 'spiritual' trip to israel.\nlisten, i think that gal goes to the john and figures out some way to make it a mystical experience,\nbut what the hell do i know? just that she's now thinking of distancing herself from demi's\nreligious hang for a bit and calling the soul-cleansing journey off altogether-that'll show those\ngossipy bracelet types!\nspeaking of which, that rabbi-blessed stringy thing m. wears has been mysteriously absent from\nmissus ritchie's wrist on occasion. mean anything?\nmaybe she took it off to do the dishes? which you know she does. and i'm not kidding here. sorry,\nbut that is a crime and a shame. madonna just should not be squirtin' the joy. please.\nspousal

\np.s.: word from the domestic front, too, my sweet 'n' sours, is that mister ritchie ain't\nall that kabbalah-crazy himself. is madonna having to choose her cushy corners, i wonder? - {The Awful Truth, eonline.com}\n\n

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\n\ni'm gonna have to think about this one. what are your guesses? \ni don't think it would be entirely inaccurate to say mr. rex, no stranger to the porn biz, has a\ntaut thang or two in common with muscled manfred. you see, m2 has been riding high on the he-man\nappeal of his abs, quads, sneer and soloflex-sublime bod for a while now. but let's back up (manny\nsure loves to).\nfor simply ages, man-poo has kept his guy-preferring ways on the down-low; such the money-grubbing\nbore, that one. the nerve of him wanting to keep his livelihood afloat! never mind.\nbe that as it homosexually hidden may, m.m. has long had a boyish thing going with one of his\nprevious costars (a real guy's guy, too, i'm blabbin' atcha)-a fling that's far from over, contrary\nto randy rumor. but that sitch may be changing in the near future.\nmr. m. has a much talked about project going down. hotter than hot, actually. real credit-grabbing\nstuff, fer sure. but m2 has actually been such a pain in the well-worked-out behind to most of his\ncolleagues, two things are occurring: nobody can stand looking at the final product, their stomachs\nare so damn churning already from dealing with the pissy poof; and folks are becoming more and more\ncareless about covering for manny's private poofy ways. revenge? nah. karma? perhaps... - {The Awful Truth, eonline.com}

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