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\nyou didnt hear it from me...by nikkib    issue no. 13 on popbytes \nDid you know that (according to online gossip site Ananova.com) Justin\nTimberlake's friends call him 'Trousersnake?' I think that's a load of\ncrap! These British gossips are always making shit up and 'quoting'\ncelebs - but the words they use are things that Brits say, not the way\nan American would say it! Trousersnake - puhleeze. Well, anyway, lots of\npeople are saying that Trousersnake and Cameron Diaz are engaged. The\nbest thing I've read comes from Defamer.com: 'We would never be so\ncynical as to try and guess the duration of the union, as marriage is a\nblessed institution strengthened each time two celebrities give\nthemselves to each other for a brief time, but a friend very, very, very\nclose to Defamer gives it seven months (five if they're ever in the same\ncity after the honeymoon).'

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\n\nJust two guys out, catching a flick together... \nWas Tom Cruise trying to hide some thing at the 'Collateral' premiere\nthe other night in Harlem? According to a witness, the actor's entourage\nincluded a man who was a 'young version of Tom.' When Cruise went to\ntake his seat, he looked at his doppelganger who was sitting next to a\nheavyset man. The friend pointed to a seat next to the heavyset man. And\nCruise sat down. But when the lights went out, Cruise's friend and the\nheavyset man exchanged places so the actor could sit right next to his\nfriend. After the movie Tom ran out with 10 bodyguards escorting him\ninto the freight elevator, leaving behind his pal (who joined him later\nat the after-party.) 'It was odd,' said our spy. Others in Los Angeles\nnote the doppelganger has been Cruise's trainer for years. - {PageSix.com}\n\n

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\n\nI will seriously be so pissed off if these two get together. \nScarlett Johansson is looking for love and has reportedly asked to be\nset up with newly single star Jake Gyllenhaal. The Lost In Translation\nstar has met Gyllenhaal a few times, and friends say that the pair are\nperfectly matched. Now she has asked her representatives to organize her\na date with the actor - who recently ended his long-term relationship\nwith actress Kirsten Dunst. A pal says, 'He's a little younger than her\nusual type, but they really clicked. They both grew up in dynamic and\ncreative families and Jake has an old head on young shoulders, just like\nher.' Johansson, who is rumored to have had a fling with Benicio Del\nToro at last year's Oscars, makes no secret of the fact that she is\nlooking for love. She recently said, 'I'm a girl in the prime of my life\nand I'd like to celebrate that with someone. The thing is, I'd\ndefinitely like to be in a relationship with the right person. That's\nwhy I'm looking.' - {imdb.com}\n\n

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\n\nHave you seen Andy Dick's show on MTV, 'The Assistant?' \nI was watching it yesterday trying to figure out if Andy was just taking\nthe piss (as my British and Irish friends would say) or if he was being\nreal. My guess after reading this is that he's being really and truly\nf'd up 'real.' TV comic Andy Dick went on a randy rampage at Suede early\nyesterday that ended after he burst into tears over the death of his\nfriend Rick James and was thrown out of the Chelsea club by 'Little Shop\nof Horrors' star Joey Fatone. Dick, the star of MTV's 'The Assistant,'\nwas desperately in need of a minion to get him under control as he tried\nto kiss any man or woman he bumped into, including 'Austin Powers' actor\nSeth Green, rolled around on the men's room floor, and asked clubgoers\nif they had cocaine. The vodka and cranberry-swilling comic then\nbarricaded himself in Suede's dishwashing room and began sobbing\nuncontrollably about James, who died last week, reports an eyewitness\nwho witnessed the meltdown. 'My best friend is dead!' Dick wailed. 'He's\ngone! He's dead! You don't understand! All my best friends die!' Dick\nthen handed a dishwasher a stack of \$100 bills so he could 'live in the\nroom.' When Fatone - whom Dick taunted as 'Fat One' - and Suede owner\nEytan Sugarman tried to coax him to leave, Dick said, 'You don't want to\npush me around, because I'm perfectly capable of doing this' - and\npunched an unidentified friend standing next to him in the face.\nFinally, Fatone, the former *NSYNC member who co-hosts a Tuesday night\nparty at Suede with promoter Brandon Marcel, dragged the blubbering Dick\noutside with the help of Sugarman and loaded him into a cab in front of\na crowd that included Green, Mets outfielder Cliff Floyd and MTV veejay\nVanessa Minnillo. Green was overheard sputtering, 'That guy tried to\nkiss me,' as Dick was hauled past him. But Dick's rowdy romp wasn't over\nyet. The former 'News Radio' star, who has battled drug and alcohol\nabuse in the past, headed downtown to Plan B on Avenue B and promptly\ncommenced smooching and slapping the people inside. 'He was obviously\nobliterated,' Plan B co-owner Josh Boyd told us. 'He jumped on the back\nof Jason Battle, my co-owner, and kept trying to kiss him. Then he\nstarted getting violent and bitch-slapping people. 'We finally\nquarantined him and put him in a separate room. But then he slipped\noutside and skipped out on his \$300 bar tab. The last anyone saw of him,\nhe was rolling around the street on Avenue B.' Dick's manager declined\ncomment. - {PageSix.com}\n\n

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\n\nI was reading this week that Kate Hudson is a bit of a spoiled rich-kid bitch. \nIt made me a little sad because I really wanted her to be cool. Kate\nHudson has resumed her smoking habit to help her lose the 60 pounds she\ngained during her pregnancy. The 'Almost Famous' actress, 25, is\ndepending on cigarettes to drop down to her original dress size for film\n'Skeleton Sky' -- after the arrival of her baby son Ryder Russell\nRobinson in January. A source says, 'She quit smoking when she was\npregnant but she's started again to help her lose weight. 'She's\nbreast-feeding, so it's really not ideal.' - {dailydish.com}\n\n

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\n\nCount me in - I LOVE Ashlee Simpson. \nOut in La-La land, pop sensation Ashlee Simpson has called it quits with\nsinger Ryan Cabrera. Cabrera, also managed by Ashlee's father, Joe\nSimpson, has been featured on MTV's 'Ashlee Simpson Show,' but\nscheduling problems have doomed their budding fling. 'They are both so\nbusy with touring and promotion,' a source shared. 'They looked at the\ncalendar and realized that the next time they'd be able to get together\nis a year from now.' - {PageSix.com}\n\n

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\n\nKim Basinger or Catherine Zeta-Jones? \nWhich big screen diva who has been embroiled in an ugly court battle was\nso upset when she didn't get her requested shrimp salad on a United\nflight that she actually uttered, 'Don't know you who I am?' - {PageSix.com}\n\n

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\n\nCalvin Klein is really gross. \nWhich Hamptons host who hired a multitude of male models to prettify his\nbig bash earlier this summer tried to get at least two of the shirtless\nstuds to take Viagra, so they'd stand at attention during the\nfestivities? The boys refused... - {PageSix.com}\n\n

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\n\nBefore you shed any tears for poor old Nicky and Paris, read this... \nParis and Nicky Hilton made it simple for thieves to burglarize their\nBeverly Hills home - the sexy sibs had a habit of leaving their front\ndoor unlocked. Pals say Paris lost her keys and purse so often that the\nairy heiresses decided to keep their abode unlocked. Nicky found out\nabout last week's break-in and called Paris, who was partying at the\ntime with ex-boyfriend Jason Shaw at the L.A. club Concorde. 'She\nstarted crying and Jason comforted her,' our spy said. Paris has good\ncause to be upset. Among the items stolen were cash, jewelry and - uh-oh\n- personal video tapes. Hilton's rep didn't return calls. - {PageSix.com}\n\n

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\n\nHmmmm...is this a publicity stunt? \nIt's a match made in R&B heaven: Apparently Usher and Alicia Keys have\nbeen getting cozy. The pair have been in New York shooting the video for\ntheir upcoming duet, 'My Boo.' According to sources, they were\ninseparable during the shoot at Silvercup Studios on Wednesday and\nThursday. 'They've been really close - at photo shoots, at rehearsals,\nall over town!' said a source close to the singers divulged. The song\ndoesn't hurt either - its romantic lyrics are all about first true love.\nUsher, 25, broke up with his 33-year-old rapper girlfriend 'Chilli' from\nthe group TLC several months ago and has been single since. Keys, who's\non her second album, has not been linked with anyone recently. - {Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, NYPost.com}\n\n

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\n\nSometimes old gossip is better than current gossip! \nSecret tapes have emerged in which Marilyn Monroe revealed she had a\nlesbian fling with actress Joan Crawford. The tapes, which were made\nwhile Marilyn was having therapy, reveal that Monroe did not enjoy the\nexperience. The news was revealed by author Matthew Smith, who is\ncurrently writing a book on Monroe. He said: 'She described an intimate\nmoment in some detail and told how she and Joan had sex.' Marilyn was\nheard saying: 'I told her straight out I didn't much enjoy doing it with\na woman. 'After I turned her down she got spiteful.' Monroe also\nrevealed how her second husband, baseball legend Joe DiMaggio, was a\nlet-down in bed. She said: 'Marrying him was a mistake. He wasn't that\ninterested.' - {ananova.com}

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