you didnt hear it from me {6}

you didnt hear it from me…by nikkib    issue no. 6 on popbytes I have exclusive gossip! Mira Sorvino is preggers. Yeah, I know who cares?! Her reps have been denying it but I have it from a trusted source that it’s true. It figures the one time I have EXCLUSIVE gossip it’s about someone no one cares about. Damnit! Had any good celebrity sightings lately? If you have any good ones to share, drop me a line! For those of you who don’t already know, I’m the queen of B-list celeb sightings. Try to beat this list 1 Henry Winkler (aka ‘The Fonz’) 2 Rob Schneider 3 Peter Coyote 4 Mimi Rogers 5 Jose Eber (1980′s hairstylist to the stars) 6 Marilu Henner 7 Bert Parks 8 Geena Davis 9 Fairuza Balk 10(s) Irene from The Real World Seattle, Pam & Judd from RW San Francisco, Mohammed from RW San Francisco and Holly from Road Rules If I’m lucky maybe someday I’ll see Puck! Speaking of Puck who’s been watching Blow Out on Bravo? Is Puck pretending to be this guy, Brandon?

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Finally, before we get into this week’s dirt, I want to know one thing. Is Hilary Duff still even in the running for the title of ‘Teen Queen?’ If you think she is, you may want to check this out. – CLICK HERE

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This piece says that Catherine Zeta-Jones’ career is ‘sizzling’ and that Julia Roberts is still ‘The Queen.’ Was this before the weekend box office numbers for ‘The Terminal’ came in? And doesn’t anyone remember stinker, ‘Mona Lisa Smile?’ I think the National Enquirer is being a little generous to these ladies.

Let’s NOT be ‘Friends,’ meowed mega-divas Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones – who secretly raked sharp kitty-claws all over Brad Pitt when he tried to make ‘Ocean’s Twelve’ a ‘baker’s dozen’ by finagling a cameo for wife Jennifer Aniston! Jen surprised hubby by flying to Paris, where he’s lensing the ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ sequel, and The Hunkmeister was suddenly inspired to make a longtime fantasy come true – snare a role for wifey so they could appear in a movie together for the first time! Director Steven Soderbergh and producers loved the idea, cautioned Brad to keep it hush-hush, then consulted Roberts and Zeta-Jones – who immediately shrilled: NO WAY! The two have feuded nonstop during filming, can barely tolerate each other – and hissed at the idea of a female rival using their flick as a stepping-stone from TV to the Bigtime! Even though Brad’s a major star, Zeta- Jones’ career is sizzling and Julia is still The Queen – so Soderbergh and company fed Brad some smooth Hollywood schmooze about how there just wasn’t anything ‘right’ for Jennifer – and how her stardom might actually be a ‘distraction.’ (Uh-huh! Welcome to Spin City, suckah!) – {NationalEnquirer.com}

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I wonder if Courtney’s naked when she and Lenny just sit and talk? Lenny Kravitz finds Courtney Love to be an ‘exciting’ neighbor – because she’s often running around their apartment building naked. The sexy rocker, ex-boyfriend of actress Nicole Kidman, admits the reality of having Love live in the same Manhattan building as him has never provided a dull moment. He says, ‘Exciting neighbor to have. You open the elevator and she’s naked in there. The doorman will say, ‘She was naked, running through the lobby.’ ‘It’s great, you know? Adds a little excitement to the building. She’s a sweetheart. She’s got her stuff, but when you sit and just talk with her, there’s a very intelligent, beautiful person inside of there.’ – {The Daily Dish, sfgate.com}

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I wonder what ‘passionate clinch’ actually means… Nicole Kidman‘s latest film has sparked controversy before its even been released – because of a passionate clinch she shares with a ten-year- old boy. The Oscar-winning actress, 36, is seen getting romantic with a ten-year-old boy she believes is the reincarnation of her dead husband in Birth – which has horrified film executives. New Line Cinema bosses are anxious over scenes involving Kidman and the boy stripping off together for a bath – while another scene see the two locking lips. PR companies who are set to promote the $54 million film have allegedly called it a ‘publicity nightmare’ – {imdb.com}

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My guess: Lizzie Jagger and Sean Lennon Which hard-partying daughter of an aging rock star is no longer pregnant? At first she told her boyfriend she’d keep the baby no matter what, but decided against it and got an abortion. – {PageSix.com}

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I love Drew Barrymore. I think she’s one of the most authentic celebs aroundyeah, you heard me ‘authentic!’ Twice-wed actress Drew Barrymore has reportedly been flaunting a stunning engagement ring from Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti. The ‘Charlie’s Angels’ star met the rocker at a 2002 concert, and Moretti has finally decided to cement the turbulent two-year relationship by presenting her with a diamond Cartier engagement ring worth $7,324, according to British newspaper the Daily Sport. A Barrymore relative reveals, ‘Drew is engaged. She’s really, truly in love.’ – {The Daily Dish, sfgate.com}

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JHo’s music career is stronger than her movie career?! Is she serious?? ‘Jenny From the Block?!’ Jennifer Lopez could be poised to ditch her floundering movie career in order to concentrate on music, according to insiders close to the diva. Newly-wed J.Lo – whose third husband Marc Anthony is a hugely- successful singer – has reportedly sent shockwaves through the team behind her upcoming release ‘Shall We Dance?’ by refusing to attend the movie’s premiere in October. And sources say her co-star Richard Gere is horrified by his leading lady’s lack of enthusiasm for the project, which comes hot on the heels of box-office flops ‘Gigli’ and ‘Jersey Girl’. A source tells British newspaper the Daily Star: ‘It was no secret that Jennifer and Richard didn’t get on but they found a professional balance to get them through. But Richard isn’t impressed that she’s ruled herself out of the premiere and doesn’t think it’s the right impression to give the public or media. Her people aren’t worried as she has so many strings to her bow – but sense she wants to move away from films after her run of flops. She could find solace in music.’ – {imdb.com}

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Remember when Christian Slater was a bad boy and people loved him? And then he quit doing drugs and drinking, got married and no one cared? Is anyone else happy that the bad boy is back? Christian Slater has reportedly paid a pros
titute for sex while away from home filming in London – behind his wife Ryan Haddon‘s back. The ‘True Romance’ actor, 34, allegedly paid Romanian call girl Abbey Russo $540 for a night of passion in London’s exclusive Covent Garden Hotel where he performed like ‘an absolute animal,’ according to British newspaper News of the World. Slater allegedly spent $16,200 last week on lapdancers at the west end club Sophisticats, then headed to the capital’s exclusive Marylebone area where he paid for sex with the high-class prostitute. Russo explains, ‘He was very experienced and knew exactly what to do. ‘The sex was fantastic – the best client I ever had. At times I thought I should be paying him.’ Slater – currently filming ‘Chruchill: The Hollywood Years’ in England – has two children with wife Haddon. – {The Daily Dish, sfgate.com}

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I thought this was the best take on the ‘MK’ Olsen situation! The Olsen Twins turned 18. In doing so, they have morphed from being the Fruit of the Forbidden Tree to being anorexic skank whores overnight. Lindsey Lohan has stolen their Nabokovian appeal. They are both going to be inhaling copious amounts of cocaine within the next few months. One will end up in porn. The other will convert to Christianity right before the lining of her nostrils evaporates and will headline a show on The Bible Network.’

Upon learning of Mary-Kate‘s problem with anorexia, he chimed in with this: ‘This is the one that will end up in porn. Mark my words.’ (Apechild.com)

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Oh my God! Are you kidding me with this?!?! Colin Farrell‘s first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses – after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama ‘A Home at the End of the World’, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, ‘All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it.’ Even director Michael Mayer admits, ‘It was distracting.’ In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle. – {imdb.com}

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Good News Liv Tyler is reportedly expecting her first child with British rocker Royston Langdon this winter. – {imdb.com}

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Have I ever admitted my love for Pat O’Brien to you guys? Now that Pat O’Brien has left ‘Access Hollywood’ to co-host the rival entertainment show ‘The Insider,’ he’s letting his nemesis, ‘Access’ correspondent Shaun Robinson, know exactly how he feels.

PAGE SIX has obtained an eviscerating e-mail O’Brien sent to Robinson after he accepted his new job last week. Here are some highlights:

‘Shaun…Your behavior to me over the past few years has been a sickening joke. From the day you called [former NBC Enterprises president] Ed Wilson and said I was creating a hostile situation…to last week when you went postal on my friend and accused me of an affair…and talked to me like a five-year-old gang member.

‘I have never known anybody so disliked in a newsroom and it’s well deserved. You push people to the limits and you are so needy and demanding…it is scary.

‘This is tough love, Shaun. You have the worst reputation I’ve ever seen in the business…and your constant attempt to get me fired was such a joke to everybody it was hard to contain the laughter.

‘But now I am gone…and you made my departure so easy…I’ve never worked with anybody so conflicted and sad and insecure and so needy. They all know it…and it must be sad for you to realize that you are literally hated by most…Don’t you EVER EVER make things up about me. Don’t you EVER EVER tell your friends I’m a bad employee…

‘People laugh at you. But they are afraid of your always taking the race card…You’ll always be a little person that people feel sorry for…You cannot believe how much you are disliked. Try and repair it…or you’ll be back in local news before you know it…with no wardrobe people to yell at every day. ‘Did [co-host] Nancy [O'Dell] get that, I WANT THAT.’ Pathetic. BuhBye…And have a great, miserable life. Pat.’

O’Brien told us yesterday: ‘Looking back, it was foolish and a reminder that you should count to 10 before pushing ‘send.’ I’ve apologized to Shaun and to be honest I am regretting the situation.’ Robinson declined comment. An ‘Access Hollywood’ spokesman said: ‘Shaun continues to be a valuable member of ‘Access Hollywood.’ She has garnered respect and trust as a reporter and anchor both within NBC as well as the Hollywood community during her many years with the show.’ – {PageSix.com}