YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {3}

you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib    issue no. 3 on popbytes Oh LAWD I heard some sad news this week. Apparently Johnny Knoxville and Kate Moss have been cavorting lately. First it was Johnny Depp and now my beloved Johnny Knoxville! Can't Kate Moss keep her mits off my Johnny's? Maybe if I announce that Johnny Galecki is my new #1 celebrity boyfriend, Kate will leave JK alone? For those of you scratching your heads, Johnny Galecki played Darlene's boyfriend on 'Roseanne.' I realized it's been awhile since I updated my celebrity boyfriends list, so here it goes: 1 Johnny Knoxville (er, I mean Galecki if you're reading this Kate Moss) 2 John Stewart 3 Seth Cohen from 'The OC' 4 Pharrell Williams 5 Clooney

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Kelley & Scott

Oh Bailey (Scott), how I loved you. 'Party of Five' actor Scott Wolf has married his longterm partner Kelley Limp. The hunk exchanged wedding vows with Kelley, a former star of MTV's hit reality TV show The Real World, on Saturday at a traditional ceremony at St Paul's Episcopal Church in Fayetteville, NC - Limp's hometown.- {The Daily Dish, sfgate.com}

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Maybe I finally have a little respect for ol' Rodney.
Rodney Dangerfield pothead? The 82-year-old comedian, famous for complaining that he gets no respect, told Rolling Stone magazine that he's been getting high since he was 21 and got stoned at the White House when Ronald Reagan was in office. 'As a kid I bought pot for $25 an ounce,' he says in the current issue of the mag. 'Decent shit [today] costs you a minimum of $500 an ounce. An ounce! Oh, everything's insane. Oh, everything's wild!'- {The Scoop, MSNBC.com}

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I'm seriously afraid that this could be someone I know!!
Talk about a party pooper! The dirtiest bit of dish circulating on the Internet yesterday concerned a young female media buyer who got so soused at the open bar of the Fox Upfront party at the Central Park Boathouse last week, she lost control of her bodily functions on a white leather couch. The twentysomething staffer also vomited, cut her leg open and passed out before being hospitalized for the night. Rumor has it that the woman showed up for work on Monday and was immediately fired.- {PageSix.com}

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I'm really beginning to hate Scarlett Johansson.
Was Imitation of Christ designer/provocateur Tara Subkoff imitating a lesbian? Or was she just extremely happy to see sexy starlet Scarlett Johansson at the Maritime Hotel's hip Hiro bar the other night? Our spies report Subkoff took Johansson to a dark corner where she proceeded to administer a very long and lingering hello kiss. Onlookers were shocked. Then she did it again. Perhaps all will be clear in Subkoff's next collection. Or maybe she just thinks Scarlett's hot.- {PageSix.com}

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As long as she sticks with Bobby, I don't think Whitney is ever going to get better.
Friends of R&B diva Whitney Houston are fearing for her health again - after she and bad boy husband Bobby Brown horrified staff at plush London store Harrods with their outrageous behavior. The 'I Will Always Love You' singer arrived at the glitzy London shop on Thursday with a TV crew in tow and proceeded to exhibit bizarre and demanding behavior. Staff say the troubled couple looked 'drugged and disheveled' as they danced and giggled manically around the store before ordering the shop assistants to give them more than $18,300 worth of designer clothing for free, says British newspaper the Sunday Mirror. One tour assistant says, 'She was all over the place. I could barely understand a word she was saying. Both of them were behaving really oddly. It was amazing to see how far such a glamorous star has fallen. It was hard to believe this was the Whitney Houston the world knows.'- { Imdb.com}

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I wonder if Macaulay and Rodney Dangerfield ever hang out?!
Macaulay Culkin has given up all drugs apart from marijuana, after spending his teenage years sampling 'everything'. The actor admits he tried lots of drugs before he realized he didn't want to destroy his career and risk losing his life. He says, 'I made sure I tried everything once, except when it comes to needles - I don't f*** around. I did some E, and I'm thinking, 'This is great. I'm always like this, happy and full of joy.' But once it's run its course, you just want more happy pills. So I see why it's illegal. But there's nothing wrong with smoking some dope every once in a while.'- { Imdb.com}

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How many of you even know who Peter Sarsgaard is?
It looks like the relationship between Maggie Gyllenhaal and director Peter Sarsgaard is over. At the recent Cartier party at the Park Avenue Armory, Sarsgaard spent the night cozying up to model Helena Christensen.'They were front and center at Mario Batali's table, drinking champagne and whispering in each other's ears,' our spy said. To make matters worse, Christensen kept her hand firmly planted high up on Sarsgaard's thigh. The pair left together after about an hour. A rep for Gyllenhaal didn't return calls.- {PageSix.com}

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Kim Cattrall is a major 'puke,' as my dad would say.
Kim Cattrall fans may have been shocked by the script and salary demands that she reportedly made over the movie version of 'Sex and the City.' But some who have worked with the star weren't.

One insider who dealt with Cattrall on an event says he was shocked by her 'epic diva demands.' 'She kept demanding one freebie after another,' says a source. 'We dealt with a lot bigger stars than her ' but no one who made bigger demands. I got the feeling that even she realized that some of her demands were way over the top ' but she liked to see what she could get away with.'

Cattrall couldn't be reached for comment.- {The Scoop, MSNBC.com}

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As much as I like the thought of Beyonce and Usher, I still like Beyonce and Jay-Z more.
Beyonce Knowles is being pursued by singing hunk Usher - and her boyfriend Jay-Z is reportedly furious. The singer, 25, is said to have become smitten with stunning Beyonce and has bombarded her with flowers, gifts and phone calls.

According to website Ananova, the pair became close after filming her steamy video 'Naughty Girl' together and now Usher - who recently split with long term love Rozonda 'Chilli' Thomas (of TLC) - is determined to win Beyonce's heart.

However, standing in the way of their burgeoning friendship is Beyonce's boyfriend Jay-Z. According to insiders, Jay-Z has vowed to hold on to his woman at all costs and has been lavishing her with attention in a bid to keep his rival at bay.- {The Daily Dish, sfgate.com}

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Is it just me or is Lenny's appeal waning for anyone else out there?
Lenny Kravitz's success with the ladies could be down to the fact he prefers wearing no underwear. The singer - who has dated Nicole Kidman - has revealed a penchant for going without his briefs, in a bid to keep 'things really simple.'

New York-born Kravitz says, 'Underwear is just an extra thing I don't need. I like to keep things really simple.'- {The Daily Dish, sfgate.com}

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When is Kelly Osbourne going to go away?
Kelly Osbourne has a voodoo doll of Christina Aguilera, claims the London Mirror, which reports that Osbourne sticks pins in the effigy and 'also stomps all over it then bursts into fits of laughter.'- {The Scoop, MSNBC.com}

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Katie Couric is interviewing OJ Friday night don't miss it!
With the 10-year anniversary of wife Nicole Brown Simpson's ghastly murder looming June 12, OJ Simpson is ready to talk-for a price. So says Simpson's longtime lawyer Yale Galanter in Star magazine. Procuring a print interview with the former footballer will set you back a paltry $20,000-$25,000, while TV interviews start at $100,000. He notes, however, that a photo op with Simpson at Nicole's grave is 'worth $500,000' and that a photo shoot at the crime scene 'would have to be a multimillion-dollar-type deal.' In other words, if the fee doesn't fit, he's gonna split.- {Tab Fab, Eonline.com}

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Gosh, I don't work out and look how hot I am!! You girls should know that.
'I have to work out hard to be as hot as I am. It's difficult for me, and I want girls to know that.' - Gwen Stefani in Us Weekly. No doubt all that time in the gym has pumped up Gwen's muscles...in her head!- {Tab Fab, Eonline.com}
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