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Monday June 7 2004 @ 8:09PM
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yes folks - that woman - j lo - got married again to the troll marc anthony - at her la beverly hills 'estate' home on sunday surrounded by forty of her 'closest' friends - in a white dress designed by gown diva vera wang - who was all pegged to do the dress for when she was to marry ben - just like a few months ago - creepy! so you know hes a troll, shes a skank - i wish them well - and lets take bets on how long this one lasts...it wont be long i will tell you that...i mean i dont be 'hurtful' but come on - give it some time - do you know what you look like to the public? i mean his divorce is only five days official - his wife is gorgeous - was miss universe - and now he has to pay her money for her and his kid - and he has to pay some other lady for his kid too - oh fun jen - alimony - and child support - i mean couldnt they have waited a few days - a week at least - all the celebs i have seen interviewed on this crazy union have been in spirit - lets just call it 'gracious' - thats really all they can do - poor ben is in the hospital - and shes off coverting with her troll lover - i so do not want a lopez/anthony duet oh please no - spare us all from yr antics - i mean i liked you when you were with puffy - and u were with him for a bit of time - but then he's history - yr off with yr dancer (cris judd who i happen to think is a really nice guy - and he got hurt - but at least he got to hit that) - so u leave him - run into the arms of ben - yr next victim - and yr all on dateline going on and on and on and on...so yr close to tying the knot with ben - boom - yr broken off - yr spotted with marc - he leaves his wife - and like 6 months later yr married yet again - not many people can claim to be married three times before the tender age of 35 - and i hear rumors of a pregnancy - oh scandal - scandal!!!! ok enough of this - no more - for now...shit i should run a daily counter - how many days until trouble - and if runs to the end of time - or next week - it will live on popbytes! see it soon in the right column...
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THE WHORE GOT MARRIED...AGAIN

actually i hate to admit i've ever had the misfortune of seeing the music video buuuut... there IS a marc/jlo duet! it was a few years ago i don't know what song but that is when the trouble started w/ them fucking around

» this comment was posted by me on october 27, 2004 2:49 am «

The song they had a duet with, is No Me Ames btw. Toodles.

» this comment was posted by Kimberly on november 15, 2004 5:10 am «

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'HANCOCK' IS A FUN SUMMER FLICK!
Friday July 4 2008 @ 8:55PM
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hey hey! despite the fact i heard hancock wasn't getting the best reviews - i decided to go see it earlier this afternoon down at the grove (of course first i grabbed a quick bite to eat at the farmers' market) the theater was quite packed and i wouldn't say
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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!
Friday July 4 2008 @ 9:35AM
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MARIAH CAREY - I'LL BE LOVIN' U LONG TIME - VIDEO
Thursday July 3 2008 @ 10:15PM
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hey hey! oh let the holiday weekend begin - who better to kick it off with than mariah carey?!? i know mimi is not everyone's cup of tea (in fact i think (know) a lot of people don't care for her at all...sad but true...plus it sounds like she's driving
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POP NOSH: AMY WINEHOUSE UNDER HOUSE ARREST
Thursday July 3 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† i'd prefer to see her in rehab but at least amy is under house arrest! in case you didn't know † michael lohan is a money hungry loser - he wants to sell his paternity test results! cele|bitchy † oh no! i thought we had seen the last
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MADONNA VS TONE LOC - GIVE IT 2 ME WILD THING
Thursday July 3 2008 @ 7:50AM
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good morning y'all! oh my word - this week has been flying by - it's already time for the mashup of the week selected by my pal dj paul v. and tomorrow is the 4th of july (and more importantly a day off for me!) i think you'll totally dig
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MORE BEST & WORST CELEBRITY BEACH BODIES!
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 9:40PM
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good evening! here's the perfect national enquirer cover to kick off the upcoming holiday weekend - with the best and worst celebrity beach bodies (britney spears is featured prominently for letting it all hang out - at least she looks 1000x better than she did just a few months ago...)
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POP NOSH: THE RETURN OF BRENDA WALSH?!?
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† if shannen doherty returns to '90210' you can bet your bottom dollar i'll be watching! dlisted † angelina jolie did not have the twins yet but her doctor said she's doing just fine! popsugar † for christina aguilera to have sex w/ her hubby she needs drinks &
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CELEBRITIES & MONEY GO HAND IN HAND
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 7:55AM
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good morning! i just ran across these quirky images combining celebrities such as brad pitt & julia roberts with money! it was all part of freakingnews.com's weekly photoshop contests - and some people managed to get really creative with their composites (unfortunately for the winners the monetary prizes aren't very
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KATE INTRODUCES LANCE TO MOM GOLDIE
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 9:10PM
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good evening y'all! just today the question was posed does kate hudson move too fast in relationships? and i think we can all agree the answer is a resounding yes (girlfriend needs to calm her nympho ass down) she bounced right from her broken marriage with rocker chris robinson (whom
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POP NOSH: DO YOU THINK PARIS HILTON IS PURE?
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† benji madden thinks paris is pure but what about that valtrex prescription? webster's is my bitch † could madonna be getting cozy with the yankees' hottie alex rodgriguez (a-rod)?!? yeeeah! † angelina jolie is all set to give birth to twins very soon in a french hospital! celebslam
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ANOTHER ROUND OF STARS WITHOUT MAKEUP
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 7:12AM
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good morning! this week's star magazine cover arrives early this week (since it's a short week w/ friday being the 4th of july) with yet another feature on stars without makeup (previously featured here & here) yup 'even celebs need help to look fab' makeup can cover up a whole
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AMY WINEHOUSE - STRIKING A POSE!
Monday June 30 2008 @ 11:35PM
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oh my gosh - i'm starting to feel like a broken record when it comes to amy winehouse - we all know she's a complete mess and her minor attempts at quick rehab solutions aren't doing any good at all - tonight she was in full drugged out form when
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MERYL STREEP - ONE NIGHT, TWO DRESSES
Monday June 30 2008 @ 9:00PM
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good evening! earlier this evening over in london was the premiere of mamma mia! - the big screen adaptation (opening july 18th - the trailer is embedded below) of the popular broadway musical of the same name - all based on the hit songs of abba - i haven't seen
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POP NOSH: COURTNEY LOVE - IN A SHOPPING CART
Monday June 30 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† what's up with my dear (but wacky) courtney love being pushed in a shopping cart?!? celebslam † the always crazy, sexy, & cool juliette lewis celebrated her 35th birthday! webster's is my bitch † pamela anderson said she thinks jessica simpson is a bitch and a whore (catfight!)
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