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Wednesday May 19 2004 @ 10:09PM
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JASMINE!

oh i was beginning to worry - you know you wake up in the am - and yr all like so sure jasmine will leave - but as the day goes on the conspiracy and a million other things drag you down - and then its on at 9pm - seemed so late - and it was an hour lasting long enough for the record books - i would have slapped you silly if you were here - they kept us waiting like lab rats! so im going over all the scenarios like a crazed person - fantasia and diana - fantasia and jasmine - jasmine and diana - i just didnt know what would happen - i guess this whole 'sweating it out' - surprises and twists - is part of the appeal and 'fun' of the show - but i think i need a therapist soon and let all the pop culture sickness gush out of me!! if i lived back in the day (altho they didnt have this stuff) - they would have bleeded it out of me - or used leeches - oi vey - i would have be burned at the stake - a pop culture witch!

so in the end it was all ok - and fantasia is to perform in the 2nd spot next week - a much better position in my eyes - and its live from the kodak theater - a hop skip and away from my very humble hollywood home! i love this tacky ass town! i love what goes on - this is where i belong! who would have known??? the answer was there all along and im beyond giddy like a school girl with excitement looking towards june pop events!! (paris and nicole!)

ok now im all over idol and onto abc and the bachelor - hottie football boy jessie best be choosing tara - and thats it!!!! hes dumb but adorable!!! and shes very cool - jess b is nice too but sorry!

ok more tomorrow or later if i feel inspired by the bachelor! and shrek 2 is coming out like now - and i cant fucking wait - everyone wants to see this - even my dad! this one is gonna bust the record set by that christ movie...

oh and a huge btw - the new welcome to sunny florida - tori amos live dvd is all one could hope and want in a concert dvd - it looks brilliant - tori is at the top of her game - she just rocks - and if you dont get i feel really sorry for yr ass - im all to lucky to be one of the fans - she is the best! and watch the dvd and you will so get the title - and you will get a bonus cd with 6 new tracks! b sides to her last album scarlets walk

check out her updated site! www.toriamos.com

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JASMINE!

oh i was beginning to worry - you know you wake up in the am - and yr all like so sure jasmine will leave - but as the day goes on the conspiracy and a million other things drag you down - and then its on at 9pm - seemed so late - and it was an hour lasting long enough for the record books - i would have slapped you silly if you were here - they kept us waiting like lab rats! so im going over all the scenarios like a crazed person - fantasia and diana - fantasia and jasmine - jasmine and diana - i just didnt know what would happen - i guess this whole 'sweating it out' - surprises and twists - is part of the appeal and 'fun' of the show - but i think i need a therapist soon and let all the pop culture sickness gush out of me!! if i lived back in the day (altho they didnt have this stuff) - they would have bleeded it out of me - or used leeches - oi vey - i would have be burned at the stake - a pop culture witch!

so in the end it was all ok - and fantasia is to perform in the 2nd spot next week - a much better position in my eyes - and its live from the kodak theater - a hop skip and away from my very humble hollywood home! i love this tacky ass town! i love what goes on - this is where i belong! who would have known??? the answer was there all along and im beyond giddy like a school girl with excitement looking towards june pop events!! (paris and nicole!)

\n\nok now im all over idol and onto abc and the bachelor - hottie football boy jessie best be choosing tara - and thats it!!!! hes dumb but adorable!!! and shes very cool - jess b is nice too but sorry!

\n\nok more tomorrow or later if i feel inspired by the bachelor! and shrek 2 is coming out like now - and i cant fucking wait - everyone wants to see this - even my dad! this one is gonna bust the record set by that christ movie...

\n\n\noh and a huge btw - the new welcome to sunny florida - tori amos live dvd is all one could hope and want in a concert dvd - it looks brilliant - tori is at the top of her game - she just rocks - and if you dont get i feel really sorry for yr ass - im all to lucky to be one of the fans - she is the best! and watch the dvd and you will so get the title - and you will get a bonus cd with 6 new tracks! b sides to her last album scarlets walk

\n\ncheck out her updated site! www.toriamos.com\n\n

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LOL OF THE DAY - IS SHE FOR REAL?!
Friday March 19 2010 @ 8:17PM
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oh this is totally out of control ... dina lohan has really hit the bottom of the barrel with her latest (desperate) promotion - she's helping to hawk a new line of eco-friendly toothbrushes called aquafree (check her out below striking a pose at the go green expo held in
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TARA & JACKIE ARE BACK - AND UP FOR GRABS!
Friday March 19 2010 @ 11:40AM
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hey y'all! two of my favorite shows are returning this coming monday (march 22nd) to showtime ... united states of tara and nurse jackie! both shows feature incredible performances from two great actresses - toni collette (who won an emmy for her role as 'tara gregson' - along with a
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LEGALBYTES: OPRAH GOES TO TRIAL
Friday March 19 2010 @ 7:44AM
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this week in pop culture and law is dedicated to oprah winfrey. in a 126-page decision, a pennsylvania judge refused to dismiss a defamation case against her. the nerve of a judge not to give o her wishes, right? well, now it's up to a jury to decide the case
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POP NOSH: MY DOGS WOULD NOT GO FOR THIS!
Thursday March 18 2010 @ 8:08PM
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† what?! rear gear butt covers for dogs and cats?! tabloid prodigy † jesse james breaks his silence ... in case you didn't know † has the oscar best actress curse struck sandra bullock? seriously? omg! wtf? † boy george: lady gaga asked me to sign her vagina! hollywood
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VIDEO FIX: WHITNEY TALKS 'NOTHING BUT LOVE'
Thursday March 18 2010 @ 4:59PM
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here's my girl whitney houston talking about her nothing but love world tour (in support of her new album i look to you) which has already hit a few snags while she was in australia - i seriously hope girlfriend can keep herself together (she's due in france and england
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THE WHO VS. MADONNA - VIRGIN O'RILEY
Thursday March 18 2010 @ 11:37AM
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† from dj paul v.about two years ago, fans of the mashup scene got a little sad, with the announcement that the uk's go home productions would be retiring from making mashups. while we were happy to hear the original music he started making, it felt like we'd lost
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I LIKE DEMI MOORE, BUT WHAT DOES SHE DO?
Wednesday March 17 2010 @ 9:02PM
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(besides screw her cutie hubby ashton kutcher!) below is the always fabulous demi moore (age 47) gracing the cover of the latest issue of harper's bazaar magazine! she's done a number of great films in the past (a few good men, ghost, gi jane, and st. elmo's fire) but what
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VIDEO FIX: TRINA IS A 'MILLION DOLLAR GIRL'
Wednesday March 17 2010 @ 7:00PM
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good evening! the self-proclaimed 'baddest bitch' in the game trina (@trinarockstarr) has a brand new music video out for her hot track million dollar girl featuring diddy and keri hilson (who i want to like more than i do but something about her kind of bugs me - anyone else
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POP NOSH: ANGELINA AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HER!
Wednesday March 17 2010 @ 5:45PM
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† racy photos of 15-year-old angelina jolie are up for auction! hollywood life † lady gaga arrived in sydney today with two coke cans in her hair! lainey gossip † sandra bullock's husband jesse jame is cheating? celebslam † katherine heigl + ashton kutcher = cinematic nausea agent bedhead
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BILLION DOLLAR CELEBRITY BABIES!
Wednesday March 17 2010 @ 9:39AM
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hey hey! the cover of this week's star magazine is featuring the privileged world of the stars' pampered tots - and who else would be front and center other than the super adorable suri cruise?! she's totally my favorite celebrity spawn - i'd love to babysit her sometime - and
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FITNESSBYTES: GET YOUR GAME ON!
Wednesday March 17 2010 @ 7:59AM
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last week saw the release of final fantasy xiii, which set nerds, gay and straight, on high alert. many of my friends were already hours into the game by the time it fired up on our ps3. guess what? playing games is good for you, even if you never leave
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YES, I HAVE A DIRTY MIND ...
Tuesday March 16 2010 @ 9:21PM
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... doesn't it look like johnny depp is getting serviced in the picture below? looking all relaxed and at ease! who might be providing the services? his co-star angelina jolie! the two were spotted filming their upcoming flick the tourist on a boat earlier today in venice, italy! although i
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POP NOSH: TOO MUCH, TOO SOON ...
Tuesday March 16 2010 @ 7:11PM
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† ten stars under forty who've had way too much plastic surgery the frisky † britney spears and jason trawick have split! in case you didn't know † a letter for the grave ... (an open letter to corey haim) the feldman journal † ten hidden surprises in lady
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VIDEO FIX: BOY GEORGE - AMAZING GRACE!
Tuesday March 16 2010 @ 4:03PM
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hey hey! it looks like boy george's (@theboygeorge) troubles could finally be behind him (remember he was serving jail time?) he's about to release a new single called amazing grace and there will be a couple of remixes available exclusively on itunes! i've loved him for years now - one
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MICHAEL JACKSON INKS DEAL FROM THE GRAVE
Tuesday March 16 2010 @ 8:19AM
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wow! michael jackson is still making deals from the grave - his estate executors john branca and john mcclain sealed the largest deal ever made in music with sony music entertainment - worth up to $250 million bucks - with a guarantee of $200 million - not bad for someone
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HEIDI MONTAG IS BUSTING OUT - LITERALLY!
Monday March 15 2010 @ 8:54PM
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oh lordy ... the forever delusional heidi montag was spotted taking breaks while taping a cameo appearance as herself (she tweeted about it today) in the upcoming flick just go with it (starring adam sandler, jennifer aniston and nicole kidman) of course she was showing off her new assets ...
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MARK WAHLBERG (KINDA) STILL HAS IT!
Monday March 15 2010 @ 5:52PM
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hey y'all! although mark wahlberg's body isn't what it used to be (like back in those oh so memorable calvin klein underwear ads) but he still looks pretty damn good (at age 38) i think most people would still totally hit that - i know i would without the slightest
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VIDEO FIX: WHAT THE BUCK?!
Monday March 15 2010 @ 5:37PM
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demi lovato and joe jonas dating - yay jemi! plus buck's telephone review and more! please subscribe to my pal michael buckley's hilarious what the buck?! show on youtube - enjoy! xoxo
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POP NOSH: SHE'LL FIGURE IT OUT SOON ENOUGH!
Monday March 15 2010 @ 12:38PM
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† demi lovato hasn't figured out joe jonas is gay yet litely salted † david beckham's achilles tendon surgery was a success! oh la la † kate winslet and sam mendes have quit each other! dlisted † lindsay lohan looks like pete doherty! (minus the sores) the blemish †
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GOLDFRAPP'S 'HEAD FIRST' MEGAMIX!
Monday March 15 2010 @ 11:20AM
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good morning everyone! i cannot even begin to tell you guys how much i love the brand new goldfrapp album head first (way better than the band's last effort seventh tree) their 5th studio album is officially releasing next week but thankfully over the weekend it leaked onto the web
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TIDBITS FROM THE 'GLEE' PALEYFEST EVENT!
Sunday March 14 2010 @ 9:39PM
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hey hey! last night i went to a paleyfest event held in beverly hills (put on by the paley center for media) featuring my favorite tv show of the moment glee! before the moderated-panel (most of the cast members was there except lea michele ('rachel barry') who was in nyc
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OH NO! MY DAVID BECKHAM GOT HIT IN THE FACE!
Sunday March 14 2010 @ 4:26PM
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it looks like my favorite hottie david beckham got hit in the face while playing soccer (football) for ac milan while they were playing ac chievo verona in milan, italy! not only did he sustain a bloody injury to his super pretty face - his left achilles' tendon got torn
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LADY GAGA & BEYONCÉ - TELEPHONE - THE POSTER!
Saturday March 13 2010 @ 3:23PM
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i promise this will be my last post about lady gaga and beyoncé's new telephone music video (which has been viewed over nine million times on youtube already!) below is this amazing promotional (not that the video needs anymore promoting) movie poster created by joey james productions - i must
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POP NOSH: I BET SHE FELT GREAT THE NEXT DAY!
Saturday March 13 2010 @ 12:15PM
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† christina ricci had one too many drinks ... the superficial † lindsay lohan thinks she owns the name lindsay a socialite's life † jennifer lopez: everything comes after family celebrity baby scoop † a dramatic reading of lady gaga's 'telephone' popeater † corey haim's tragic death linked to
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE: MR. SHUFFLES!
Friday March 12 2010 @ 7:53PM
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good evening! normally i feature cute guys in my just because he's cute column but this week but i couldn't help myself from posting pictures of this adorable baby elephant (one of my favorite animals) named mr. shuffles (weighing in at 255 lbs.) who was recently born to mom porntip
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VIDEO FIX: BEHIND-THE-SCENES OF 'TELEPHONE'!
Friday March 12 2010 @ 12:43PM
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hey hey! now that practically everyone has seen the highly-anticipated telephone music video with lady gaga and beyoncé - check out this behind-the-scenes video below! although i do think the new video is totally fantastic - i still like gaga's previous effort bad romance better (which i hope wins video
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LEGALBYTES: LOHAN IS ADDICTED TO MILK?
Friday March 12 2010 @ 7:09AM
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this week in pop culture and law is dedicated to lindsay lohan and her quest to sue e-trade for airing this commercial:lindsay claims the commercial infringes on her right of publicity (a celebrity's right to prevent others from profiting from her name, likeness, voice, or image without paying for it).
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POP NOSH: JEN IS TOTALLY TAPPING THAT ASS!
Thursday March 11 2010 @ 4:16PM
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† jen & gerard - looking hot & happy together in london! hollywood life † it's official: betty white is hosting 'snl' on may 8! popeater † watch: johnny weir has sex with a foot massager! towleroad † madonna wants to dress you up in her clothes ... oh
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LITTLE BOOTS VS. BEP ... HALFWAY EARTHQUAKE
Thursday March 11 2010 @ 2:59PM
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† from dj paul v.last night here in la, we got treated to a dazzling live performance by london's little boots, and we were all ready to dance! aside from a seriously mind-blowing laser show, miss boots gave us everything we adore in cosmic, electro-pop: gorgeous voice, big beats,
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LADY GAGA & BEYONCÉ - TELEPHONE - THE VIDEO!
Thursday March 11 2010 @ 1:30PM
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update! watch a behind-the-scenes look at the making of telephone! oh happy day! it's almost here ... the music video we've all been patiently waiting for ... lady gaga and beyoncé's super hot collaboration telephone! it is supposed to premiere on e! news later tonight but i'm hoping it will
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saturday march 20^th
playing at the movies ...
the runaways
the bounty hunter ugh
repo man
diary of a wimpy kid
green zone
our family wedding
remember me
she's out of my league
alice in wonderland i liked it!
brooklyn's finest
cop out
the crazies
shutter island

† OMG, whose white shirt is all brown?
† OMG, WTF: Japanese Boy and Strange Dog
† OMG, She's Rich: Lesbian prom hero Constance McMillen
† OMG, Jon Stewart brutally mocks Glenn Beck
† OMG, Battle Royale: Cat vs. Baby

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† Britney Spears, WTF Are You Wearing?
† J-Woww Cleans Up Nice
† The Runaways Premiere
† William Stevenson, WTF Are You Wearing
† Heidi Montag, WTF Are You Wearing?

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