

ALERT! ALERT! SIMON! RANDY! PAULA!
THIS IS A CALLOUT! PLEASE INTERVENE! IS THERE NOTHING YOU THREE CAN DO? PLEASE I BEG OF YOU - THIS COULD BE A SCANDAL BIGGER THAN MONICA'S STAINED DRESS - COME ON! IT COULD BE BREAKING NEWS DURING THE DAY - URENT BREAKING INFORMATION - SIMON COWELL LED THE RESISTANCE - PAULA JOINED IN - RANDY CROSSED OVER! THE IDOL JUDGES DEMANDED THAT JENNIFER HUDSON BE PLACED BACK IN COMPETITION - AND NEXT WEEK ALL SEVEN WILL PEFORM AGAIN - THIS WILL BE A BAD DREAM - A BAD BARRY MANILOW INFESTED NIGHTMARE - IT WILL BE LIKE WHEN PAM GOT IN THE SHOWER - AND BOBBY EWING SURPISED HER - ITS A BAD DREAM FOLKS! PLEASE IF THERE IS ANY JUSTICE - SOMEONE - SIMON HEAR MY CRY!!! WE WORSHIP YOU SIMON - WE LOVE PAULA - AND RANDY IS ARIGHT - COME ONE! IM ON A MISSION - SAVE JENNIFER!
for not voting for the THREE divas of AMERICAN IDOL - the top three landed the bottom three in tonights results show - and in the end - the AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING jennifer hudson was left out in the cold - fuck you all - this is a talent show - not who we feel bad for - not a revenge for JPL leaving - not WILLIAM HUNG syndrome - ok this is to be a vote for THE BEST - and yr all voting for the worst - red better go in hiding - cause if i see him i might kick his 16 yr old ass in - YES IM PISSED (mom let me feel this one out!) i was shocked - and saddened tonight - ivan wont even watch IDOL next week - im distraught - BUT have no fear i so know jennifer hudson going to do well with or without AMERICAN IDOL - and next week - that piss ant redhead better go - or his little slut friend diana - yes im super harsh today - and super fucking pissed - just watch who you all are voting for - its so not cute or funny - and if you know me personally stay the fuck out of my way on the IDOL issue - talk to the fucking hand people! JENNIFER - you go girl - you kick all their asses - and yr gonna shine! i will miss you girl - but im on hudson alert - im watching ya! |  JEN HUDSON |
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