apprentice musings

hey all! my good friend dana (and her little dog frida) were inspired to write about the apprentice – shes a hoot – and i think you will enjoy her semi-regular updates (this girl needs a column!) on this smash hit must see show! so read on! thanks dana – its perfect


there certainly has been a lot of shaking up happening in ye ol’ trump towers. two weeks ago, trump
(finally) fired the always-complaining, always-bitching, lawyer (a group of people i still believe
to be the anti-christ) from the apprentice. with the task at hand being a dog service business.
you’d think that with the education each of these “candidates” bring to the table, that there would
be a little more creativity and strategic business development then for two teams to have feeble dog
washing services in and around new york’s central park.

anyway, that was two weeks ago and although i’m still rejoicing the cut of stacy r. (ding dong the bitch
is dead!). you know, early on, some said that raj would be the omarosa of the 2nd season, but stacy
r. definitely took the cake when it came to stirring up trouble, bitching and generally not assuming
blame on any of her wrong-doings.

okay, now that that has been said, let’s talk about last thursday’s episode. finally, trump got rid
of elizabeth, the over-thinker. all i can say is that she talks herself in circles like a dog
consistently trying to catch their own tail. enough said. definitely need to say way to go kevin
for stepping up and getting aggressive when the team needed it most.

and for my opinion on who will be the next to go…ivana. she’s a waste of air.

and on a side note, it’s recently been reported that previously fired pamela (the tougher than nails
project manager that came to the women from the all-guys team) has filed for divorce from her
husband of five years. with the drive, ambition and back-stabbing abilities of a trump protege, who
has time for relationships?!

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