Another lawsuit for Lindsay Lohan!

Wait, how long has it been since Lindsay Lohan got sued by someone? Because holy shit, I think this must be some kind of record for dumb-dumb. Anyway, it looks like Lindsay will have to take a break from her jet-setting and in-calling so that she could finally face her dues. No, I’m not talking about her community service. That shit will never get done. No, apparently Lindsay racked up a $90,000 bill for a limo company, and they’ve come collecting. Via TMZ:

Elite Transportation Limo and Security Services claims Lindsay rode with them from February 2009 to May 2009. Elite claims Lindsay also booked limos for her friends and family.Some of the payments show a $6,000 an hour rate, which also includes security. As for payments … well, Elite says she pulled a Lindsay. And with penalties and late charges, the $33,978 bill has now swelled to $90,585.79.

I’m just going to call it right now: Elite Transportation Limo will never see any of that money. Ever. Getting LiLo to pay what she rightfully owes is like pulling the coke out of a Lohan’s nose. Or pulling a bottle of gin out of a Lohan’s mouth. (Shit, I just realized all my similes are Lohan based …) It’s never going to happen. You might as well just cut your losses now and bow out because short of grabbing Lindsay by the ankles and shaking her upside-down until loose change and coke-filled balloons fall out of her freckled ass, you will never so much as squeeze a dime out of her!

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