Anna Wintour HATES Kim Kardashian

The wonderful thing about slowly moving away from gossip and heading more in the entertainment news direction is that, since Kim Kardashian doesn’t actually do anything that would qualify as “entertainment”, or “work”, I can pretty much just pretend she doesn’t exist at all, which makes me so damn happy I can’t even describe it. That being said, I couldn’t bear passing up this story about how fashion industry icon Anna Wintour hates Kim so much, she wouldn’t even deign to kick her in the kidneys to get a piece of dog crap off her shoe. Oh the schadenfreude you feel is so good. Run with it. RadarOnline reports:

“Anna hates Kim,” a source says. “Why would she be invited to the event? It is all the biggest stars in the world and Kim doesn’t fit that bill at all.”

“The Met Gala is $25,000 a ticket, but Kim can’t even buy her way in, Anna Wintour does NOT want her there!” the source says.

“Kim and her camp will deny that she wasn’t invited by saying that she had business in L.A., but that is a lie,” the source says. “She would of done anything to be there with all the A-listers.”

“Anna Wintour would allow Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue over her dead body,” the source says. “As long as Anna in charge you will NOT see Kim on Vogue.”

I never thought I would say this, but Anna may be the greatest woman on Earth. Calling Kim scum and banning her from the one party you absolutely know she wanted to go to more than anything in the world? Honestly, my heart grew three sizes today. I’m like the Grinch right now.

Anna Wintour and Kim Kardashian

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