So today, my perfectly pleasant peach Anderson Cooper and his luscious white locks of love fired back those haters of the voluptuous va-va-voom goddess, Courtney Stodden, after they had the nerve to kick her (and hubby Doug Hutchison) out of a pumpkin patch, even though Mark 4:20 says that he who is without sin must bang a teenager or something. I don’t know, thinking like Courtney just makes me hearing the mocking laughter of forgotten demons. It’s a scary world that lives between that girl’s legs ears, both actually. Anyway, here’s a video of Anderson openly mocking the teenage bride, which is awesome!
