And now, Miley Cyrus with a bong!

And now, Miley Cyrus with a bong!
December 10, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

If you’re someone who becomes morally outraged at the drop of a hat, get ready to throw that first stone because a video has leaked onto the blagonets showing Miley Cyrus (GASP!) with a bong! Dun dun DUN! Okay, so technically she’s apparently smoking salvia, which is like legal weed, but who the hell are we kidding, right? Miley is 420ing this bitch.

The video was shot during a party at Miley’s L.A. area home 5 days after her 18th birthday. According to a source connected with Miley … the smoke filling the bong is a natural herb called salvia which has psychedelic qualities. Possession of salvia is legal in California. As for the video … the source tells us it was shot by one of Miley’s friends — and the theory is someone stole or copied the video from that friend’s camera. SEE THE VIDEO

Holy shit, teenagers? Smoking the mah-rah-jah-wah-nah? I’d fish my monocle out of my champagne flute here, but unfortunately my hands are too busy clutching my pearls. What has the world come to when teenagers are partaking of a completely natural substance with no habit-forming qualities that only makes you a bit loopy? Horror upon horrors!