Good news you guys! As it turns out, Lindsay Lohan‘s pee proved that she wasn’t drinking on the night of the MTV Movie Awards! Except that her SCRAM bracelet clearly shows she was drunk. And that the bracelet was tampered with. And that Lindsay Lohan is a lying liar who tells lies. Shut up, her pee said she wasn’t drunk, so score one for Team Lohan!
Lindsay’s alcohol level ranged from .03 to .04 from midnight to 3 a.m on June 6, during the hours after the MTV awards, RadarOnline.com is reporting.
“There was absolutely no doubt that Lindsay was drinking, and the report that the alcohol monitoring service provided to Judge Revel was very detailed and extremely reliable,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.
We’ve also exclusively learned that Lindsay’s SCRAM bracelet appears to have been tampered with. The tampering would not have led to a false positive reading for alcohol, the source said. SOURCE
Oh sure, you could listen to stuff like “science” and “cold hard facts”, but the pee stick never lies, bitches. NEVER. It’s that kinda thinking that has made Dina Lohan the talentless, worn-out failure of a mother she is today. See? With a little bit of manipulation and a complete lack of morality, you too can reach the star-studded levels of z-list fame usually reserved for tattooed nazi whores and Real Housewives. USA! USA!
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