Oh look, Lady Gaga’s naked again!

Lady Gaga

Who’s this now? Is this that Lady Gaga again? LADY GAGA! Always taking off her clothes and rolling around in moss and calling it ARTPOP … you kids have it easy! Back in my day, we had to wait five whole minutes for a jpeg of Beyoncé’s nipple slip to load, and we appreciated it! Not like you kids today, with your Instagram side boobs, your topless selfies and Snapchatted penises. No ma’am pam! Back in my day, you were lucky if Paris Hilton forgot to wear a bra that day … what’s a Paris Hilton, you say? Exactly. Now what are you doing on my lawn? Get outta here … GET OUTTA HERE!

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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