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Amy Winehouse heads back to rehab … again!

Amy Winehouse heads back to rehab … again!
May 27, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
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Despite recently being photographed looking pretty damn good, it looks like Amy Winehouse is heading back to rehab. Again. One more and I’m pretty sure she gets a free Subway sandwich. Anyway, it all went down yesterday morning after Amy downed a mini-bottle of vodka, wandered into a salon and puked in their bathroom. Or didn’t. I’m not sure, the details are a little hazy.

The Sun is reporting that a bedraggled Winehouse was seen downing a miniature bottle of vodka at the liquor counter of a shop in London on Thursday morning, just before checking in for treatment at a rehab center. An eyewitness recalled the troubled singer’s condition in the store. “She seemed out of it. She was stumbling about, slurring her words.

“The person continued, “I was shocked to see her buy vodka so early in the day, and even more shocked to see her knock it straight back.” Just minutes later the 27-year-old singer, dressed in a tracksuit and sporting her trademark beehive hairdo, stormed into the restroom of a nearby hair salon. After using the facilities, she reportedly told the staff, “I just puked all over your bathroom.” However, Winehouse’s spokesman denied that the singer threw up at the salon and said that the singer’s comment was a joke. The spokesman also added, “Amy’s embarked on treatment at The Priory [a rehab center].” SOURCE

You know, it’s times like this I really wish I could come up with some sort of joke. Dammit, if only Amy had released an incredibly catchy and well-known song about her entering a treatment facility for her drug and alcohol abuse problems which I could reference for comedic effect. Hmmmm … you Know I’m No Good? Nah. Tears Dry On Their Own? Nope. Dammit, it’s like she never wrote a song about going to rehab! Man, what a waste …

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