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Amy Winehouse has a muffin top!

Amy Winehouse has a muffin top!
April 14, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Amy Winehouse

Now that Amy Winehouse has been clean and sober for a year now (time flies when you’re not handing out blowjobs for coke money!), everyone’s favorite bee-hived, bluesy Brit is looking a little more shapely and a little less “Oh my God, someone give that starving lemur a sandwich before it claws off someone’s face!” Unfortunately, like all weight-shifting girls, Amy hasn’t really bought new clothes to match her body so she was recently spotted sporting a little bit of a muffin top.

Having been clean for over a year, Amy Winehouse has been looking much healthier in recent months, her skin brighter, her body and face filling out. But while it’s fantastic to see Amy looking healthy and well again, she may want to update her wardrobe – to some larger sizes. Amy, 27, was snapped visiting a friend in London today looking clear-faced and healthy. But her denim shorts were clearly to big for her as she displayed the dreaded ‘muffin top’ stomach roll over the waistband. SOURCE

Once again, I’m going to say the same thing about Amy as I do about Adele: As long as she’s healthy and she makes killer music, I don’t give a shit what the people I sing about look like. Seriously, Apple could start making hologram iPods that feature both the song and a little, Princess Leia-esque hologram to go with it, and I still wouldn’t give two damns and a rat’s ass about it. Also, now I totally have that stupid Muffin Top song by 30 Rock‘s Jenna Maroney stuck in my head. Don’t lie, you do too. My muffin top is all that, whole grain low fat, I know you want a piece of that, but I just want to dance … FUCK!

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