Since Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are hosting The Golden Globes again this coming Sunday (don’t even pretend like you don’t already have it scheduled on your DVR and organized a viewing party so you and all your friends can bitch at the gowns) they had a sit-down interview with The Hollywood Reporter, to talk how they prepared for the show as well as the drinking games you should plan on playing including a new one that involves meth. Amy wants you to smoke meth. (Well, not really.)
Last year you invented a Golden Globes drinking game for us. Are there any new categories this year?
Tina Fey: Any time you see a gown with sleeves, you’re going to drink. Any time they cut to Tom Hanks for a reaction shot, do five push-ups and you will be ripped by the end of the ceremony.
Amy Poehler: So now I’m just writing a joke for you that I might want to use for the show. How about this for a drinking game? Every time I drink, everybody at home should drink. And if Bryan Cranston speaks, everybody has to do a little bit of meth. Just a touch, because that’s all you need, just a touch.
Say what you will about 2013, but I will give it credit where credit is due: It’s the year where people could finally start joking about meth without it being awkward. Sure, it’s a deadly drug that will permanently alter your brain chemistry after one use and only one in eleven meth users will ever be able to rid themselves of the cravings, but … actually, I think I just made it not funny again. I Britta’d it. Sorry everyone! (For the record: None of that was a political statement or anything. I’m just a buzzkill.)