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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Golden Globes Drinking Game!

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Golden Globes Drinking Game!
January 7, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

Since Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are hosting The Golden Globes again this coming Sunday (don’t even pretend like you don’t already have it scheduled on your DVR and organized a viewing party so you and all your friends can bitch at the gowns) they had a sit-down interview with The Hollywood Reporter, to talk how they prepared for the show as well as the drinking games you should plan on playing including a new one that involves meth. Amy wants you to smoke meth. (Well, not really.)

Last year you invented a Golden Globes drinking game for us. Are there any new categories this year?

Tina Fey: Any time you see a gown with sleeves, you’re going to drink. Any time they cut to Tom Hanks for a reaction shot, do five push-ups and you will be ripped by the end of the ceremony.

Amy Poehler: So now I’m just writing a joke for you that I might want to use for the show. How about this for a drinking game? Every time I drink, everybody at home should drink. And if Bryan Cranston speaks, everybody has to do a little bit of meth. Just a touch, because that’s all you need, just a touch.

Say what you will about 2013, but I will give it credit where credit is due: It’s the year where people could finally start joking about meth without it being awkward. Sure, it’s a deadly drug that will permanently alter your brain chemistry after one use and only one in eleven meth users will ever be able to rid themselves of the cravings, but … actually, I think I just made it not funny again. I Britta’d it. Sorry everyone! (For the record: None of that was a political statement or anything. I’m just a buzzkill.)

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.