Amanda Seyfried gave an interview to Elle magazine about how her love life has gone so far, and clearly, girl has been sipping of the Tiger Blood because she has probably seen more celebrity peen than a/an __________ (Choose one: Hollywood urologist, WeHo Bathhouse, John Travolta).
On how she thought her recent ex Dominic Cooper was breaking up with his longtime girlfriend to be with her: “I was just kind of foolishly thinking that the two of them were done and Dom and I were involved. But we weren’t really as involved as I thought. So I got my heart broken pretty hard.”
On eventually getting back together with Cooper: “… and then it took a long time for us to break up again. After that, it’s really hard to open myself up to a new person. Really hard.”
On her rumored romance with Ryan Phillippe: “Um, yeah. I’ve been ‘seen’ with him.”
On Alexander Skarsgård: “We dated. He’s superfunny, but I was too involved with Dom.” SOURCE
So basically, her break-up with Dominic Cooper broke her heart, even though she apparently banged the hotter guy from True Blood on the side. This is what is known as “Fucking dumb”: You don’t get to play the victim when you cheat on your significant other. Especially if you’re banging some red-headed slut in the room next to mine. Yeah, open relationship, keep saying that until it sticks and your husband doesn’t divorce your overrated ass.