In case you were wondering whether Amanda Bynes was still crazy: YES. YES SHE IS. After she got evicted from her NYC apartment, her former neighbors spoke to Page Six about what it was like to live next to her. Needless to say, if you ever have the chance to live next to Amanda, run as far away as possible. Burn the home down and salt the earth so that nothing else can grow there.
The weird ways of Amanda Bynes continue to mystify New Yorkers. The eccentric actress’ neighbors at the downtown building she recently vacated under threat of eviction tell us Bynes had an open-door policy. “Her door was left open all the time,” said one who added, “And we saw that she put red [lightbulbs] in every outlet.” The former Nickelodeon star was seen coming down to the lobby “at 2 a.m. one morning, laughing hysterically for four minutes” and then “went back to her apartment.” The source added, “She was really nice at first. She knocked on some doors and introduced herself and wanted to hang out, but then she started acting weird.” Bynes has reportedly moved into a hotel.
In related news, holy crap, Amanda is possessed. Don’t even try and tell me otherwise, because red lighting and randomly laughing hysterically for no reason whatsoever is the creepiest thing I have ever heard. Someone get her an old priest and a young priest ASAP, before she starts backwards-crab-walking down the stairs.
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