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Amanda Bynes has no reservations

Amanda Bynes has no reservations
Amanda Bynes

You know, for a second there, it almost seemed like Lindsay Lohan had re-established herself as the reigning queen of grown-up child stars acting like crazy people. So here’s a report from In Touch magazine talking about how washed up actress Amanda Bynes was walking around a tanning salon completely naked to remind us that yes, she’s still totally nuts.

After purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session, the 26-year-old was set up in a private room — but it wasn’t long before Amanda strode back out into the main salon area in search of goggles. Only problem: She wasn’t wearing any clothes! “She walked out of the room completely naked,” the eyewitness tells In Touch. “She didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked. She seemed totally out of it,” the eyewitness says. “She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her.”

So remember: When your little baby daughter comes up to you and tells you that she wants to be an actress or a singer, just keep this in mind. Because this is invariably what will happen. Well, that and the fact that they’ll grow up to hate and resent you. Can’t forget that point.

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