A week ago, Amanda Bynes decided to play “hide the vodka bottle in your mouth” then tried to see if she could make her car rub up against a cop car. This worked about as well as could be expected. Anyway, after getting pulled in for a DUI and having her dad tell TMZ that she wasn’t drinking when she was charged with driving under the influence, Amanda was back on the town, texting behind the wheel as she drove her car on the curb on the way to Chateau Marmont. TMZ reports:
Amanda Bynes — who drove herself to the Chateau Marmont and Greystone Manor … was seen texting behind the wheel … and she eventually backed over a curb in a red zone. Bynes eventually got the car parked … and strutted her way inside Greystone … the same place where a seemingly intoxicated Amanda got behind the wheel and drove off back in March … despite desperate warnings from our photog. Bynes was eventually busted for DUI on April 6 after partying at Smoke and Mirrors at The Standard Hotel in Hollywood … where she unsuccessfully tried to party hours after her arrest.
I want you all to appreciate just how bonkers insane Amanda playing drunken bumper cars really is, in light of her recent DUI arrest. Amanda could go into the California Supreme Court, take a crap on the floor in the middle of a murder trial, and it still would not be as insane a slap in the face as this. At this point, she might as well form a drunk drivers pride parade. It would get all of a block before everyone crashed into each other and died. “We’re here, we’re severely inebriated and operating a motor vehicle, get used to – oh no, we just plowed through a Denny’s. Shit.”