We like to trump up a lot of what we post here, but I can say with perfect clarity that this is quite possibly the best celebrity tweet ever written by said celebrity rather than, say, a hacker.
https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes/status/314906707929214976
So far, there’s been no response from Drake, because … well, how do you come back to crazy ass Amanda Bynes asking you to systematically kill her private parts with your penis? Actually, now that I extrapolate that tweet, I realize that that’s probably the most disturbing way to ask someone for a pity f**k ever. I’m pretty sure that’s how Jason Voorhees thinks sex works.