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That’ll do, Amanda Bynes. That’ll do.

That’ll do, Amanda Bynes. That’ll do.
March 22, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Amanda Bynes

We like to trump up a lot of what we post here, but I can say with perfect clarity that this is quite possibly the best celebrity tweet ever written by said celebrity rather than, say, a hacker.

https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes/status/314906707929214976

So far, there’s been no response from Drake, because … well, how do you come back to crazy ass Amanda Bynes asking you to systematically kill her private parts with your penis? Actually, now that I extrapolate that tweet, I realize that that’s probably the most disturbing way to ask someone for a pity f**k ever. I’m pretty sure that’s how Jason Voorhees thinks sex works.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.