A couple months ago, Amanda Bynes got into a string of hit and run mishaps, and when she wasn’t trying to pry her car out of the trunk of a cop car, she was telling everyone who would listen that she wasn’t the new Lindsay Lohan. Which is true, because Amanda is actually being charged for two of her accidentd, and is currently looking at a year in jail. Fox News reports …
TMZ broke the story that prosecutors recently reopened Bynes’ hit-and-run case from back in April because the actress was accused of yet another hit-and-run last month. Now, the L.A. City Attorney has taken the next step, charging Bynes with two counts of misdemeanor hit-and-run, stemming from the two incidents. As for the second alleged incident, we’re told the “smoking gun” for detectives was that the damage to the victim’s car matched the damage to Amanda’s.
Once again, this is what happens when you try and take driving lessons from Mario Kart …
Judge: Ms. Bynes, you’ve been charged with two counts of Hit and Run. How do you plead?
Amanda: I plead … BLUE SHELL! *Throws a turtle at no one. It lands on the ground with a thud, followed by a minute of awkward silence.* I won’t last five days in jail, will I?
Judge: Nnnnnnnnnope.
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