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Amanda Bynes: Involved in another hit and run?!

Amanda Bynes: Involved in another hit and run?!
August 6, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Amanda Bynes

Because you can put a bottle of gin with googly eyes glued to it behind the wheel of a car and it would still get a driver’s license in Los Angeles if it was famous enough, Amanda Bynes was somehow back behind the wheel over the weekend when she allegedly got into a fender bender with another car. The driver than says that Amanda allegedly tried to kick her car back together before driving off without exchanging insurance information. TMZ reports …

Kisa (last name withheld) tells TMZ she was driving her Toyota Corolla on Ventura Blvd. in the San Fernando Valley when she was struck by a woman in a black BMW. Kisa tells TMZ she didn’t recognize the woman at first — because she “looked like a hot mess” — but once they began talking, she realized it was Amanda Bynes. Kisa says she got out her insurance card to exchange information, but says Bynes “seemed nervous about that.” She says Bynes told her the damage to the Corolla didn’t look that bad and proceeded to push her bumper back into place. Bynes then, according to Kisa, said they didn’t need to exchange info since neither car was damaged badly. Kisa maintains, however, that Amanda’s car had “significant” damage to it. Kisa says she continued to try and exchange info with Bynes, but Bynes just got in her car and drove off. Kisa tells TMZ she called the police, who responded to the scene and took a hit-and-run report. Kisa says when she told the officer who hit her, the officer replied, “Didn’t she just get a DUI?”

I’m just going to call it right now: Amanda will be found 100% innocent. Here’s how:

Judge: Ms. Bynes, how do you plead?
Amanda: Not guilty!
Judge: All right then. Case dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters!

*Lobsters dance while Amanda gets behind the wheel with Mr. Gins, the magical talking Gin bottle who turns her into the prettiest girl in the world when she puts him inside her! Catch Amanda and the Gins, coming this fall to Nickelodeon!*

Amanda Bynes