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All together now: Oh, Lindsay …

All together now: Oh, Lindsay …
August 3, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Lindsay Lohan

Despite the fact that she still has to complete a ton of community service and try and convince society that she’s capable of being a responsible adult, Lindsay Lohan ended up getting drink drank drunk at Chateau Marmont again on a Monday night, where she stayed getting falling-down-loud-girl drunk until one in the morning. Once again, I’d like to repeat: This is MONDAY for Lindsay Lohan.

A witness told us, “She was in the bathroom and told her friend, ‘Oh, my God, do you think everyone saw me fall flat on my face? I hate myself.’ Then she stepped on my foot so hard.” The spy said Lohan, in a short, black romper suit and strappy heels with her hair in a bun, “looked wobbly, and on her way back to her table outside stumbled over again. The next time she got up, hotel security had to give her a hand.” Lohan partied in front of more demure stars including Olivia Wilde and Emily Blunt, who remained low-key — at separate tables — and left at about 1 a.m. with her friends. SOURCE

And because I know someone who doesn’t understand the concept of moderation is going to assume I’m some sort of prohibitionist trying to outlaw booze and dancing like that tiny town in Footloose: there’s nothing wrong with partying. Sometimes. But there’s a difference between going out from time to time with friends and being the person who gets loud and shitty on a Monday night to the point where the staff actually has to pick you up off the floor. All I’m saying is, one is able to balance a social life with a professional life while the other is shooting commercials for airlines with puppets while under house arrest.

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