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Can someone get Ali Lohan a sandwich?

Can someone get Ali Lohan a sandwich?
December 8, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Ali Lohan

Well, it looks like Ali Lohan isn’t going to try and dispel those rumors about eating disorders and plastic surgery, because Lindsay Lohan‘s little sister showed up to a model casting looking as if she had just come off a month-long hunger strike. Us Weekly reports:

Climbing out of a white SUV, the budding catwalker, clad in tight jeans, boots and a tucked-in white shirt, appeared alarmingly gaunt and pale — with noticeably stick-thin arms and legs. Lohan (who now asks to be called by her full name, Aliana) recently told Page Six magazine that she was “cracking up” over rampant speculation that she had numerous plastic surgery procedures to alter her face.

All right, I think I’ve finally figured out Ali Lohan’s game: She’s trying to get adopted by Brangelina.

Ali: Please help me… I haven’t eaten for days and my family is full of drug addicts.
Angelina: I dunno, you don’t seem all that sad and desperate.
Ali: Did I mention my mother is Dina Lohan?
Angelina: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?! BRAD! ADOPTION PAPERS!

Ali Lohan

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