Ho ho ho! While he may have failed to give us the stabbing of Paris Hilton, Santa has instead given us the second greatest gift of all: Alexander Skarsgård naked on the set of True Blood for eight hours. See kids? This is why you have to hang your cock-sock by the fireplace. You get better presents.
“He was once naked for about eight hours and he’s completely comfortable with it,” says Kristin Bauer, who plays Eric’s devilish sidekick Pam. “He’s Swedish. My husband’s band toured in Sweden and he said that just how it is. There’s no puritanical background there. It’s nice because it makes all of us more comfortable with it.” SOURCE
Now I’m not saying that this single-handedly proves that Jesus and Santa are real and that they ride around in a magical sleigh on Christmas eve, I’m just saying that clearly, this would be the most logical explanation for this. What, you think hunky naked vampires just show up all by themselves? GUFFAW!