Alexander Skarsgard is Stephen Moyer’s bitch!

Alright, so apparently True Blood hotties Alexander Skarsgård and Stephen Moyer decided to have a contest where they would get fans to raise money for charity, and the loser would have to wear an embarrassing shirt. And look! They raised $70K for charity and now Skarsgård has given us all the gift of naughty fantasies. Thanks Jesus/Santa/Hanukkah Guy!

Bill Compton narrowly beat out the Viking Eric Northman by only $829. Together, both teams competing in the Battle Of The Fang raised almost $70,000 for charity! As Bill Compton is the reigning king, Stephen Moyer got to choose the t-shirts himself. As you can see, his chosen shirt reads, “I Like My Bitches Blonde” while Alex’s says simply, “Bill’s Bitch!” Both these dudes got a sense of humor, is all we’re sayin’. SOURCE

Hate to beat a dead horse here, but look here famewhores, this is what real charity work looks like, people actually giving something up or offering a service in order to get people to give! But hey, congrats on literally doing nothing to raise a million bucks. Good on you, assholes.


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