To be completely honest with you, I have no idea who Alex Pettyfer is. I know he was in two terrible movies that I have no intention of ever watching, and I know he got dumped by Glee star Dianna Agron, but other than that he hasn’t really done enough to warrant those precious few fucks I can give. But all that’s about to change, because he just gave an interview where he talks about how he has the words “thank you” tattooed over his dick so he doesn’t have to say it when he’s done getting a blowjob, and then takes a huge shit all over Los Angeles just because he can.
In a new interview with VMAN magazine, the 21-year-old Brit proudly announces that he has a vulgar tattoo above his crotch that reads “Thank You.” The reason? “In case I forget to say it,” he says with a wink. The hot-tempered actor, who endured a messy breakup with his I Am Number Four costar Dianna Agron in February, also shared some insights about what life in Hollywood is really like. “L.A. is growing on me a little bit, but it’s still a s**t hole,” Pettyfer complains. “I think it’s this insidious pool where nearly everyone lives in fear. Geographically it’s fantastic, but socially it’s disgusting. I wish they’d run all the c**ts out.” SOURCE
No, tell us how you really feel. Ugh, Christ, I’d like to reiterate a very important lesson I learned with my second boyfriend: It doesn’t matter how hot a guy is, because if he’s a bitter, angry douche, it probably won’t work anyway. But for the sake of being nice, I’ve come up with a few suggestions for what he should have tattooed down there …
“It’s the motion of the ocean, I swear!”
“Hope you can cum in two-and-a-half minutes too!”
“You may want to get yourself checked out after this …”