If there’s anything I learned from the Brit Awards, other than the fact that the British are equally bad at time managing their award shows, it’s that if you cut off Adele‘s acceptance speech for Best Album of the Year (for 21) so that Blur can play, she will not hesitate to flip you the bird, and she will be charming and elegant while she does it. “Cut me off, will you? Behold the most beautiful ‘FUCK YOU’ you’ve ever seen! Pip pip cheerio bangers and mash and Downton Abbey and whatnot.”
“Can I just say sorry for swearing? I flung the middle finger at the suits, not the fans, I want people to know that. Sorry if I offended anyone, but the people in suits offended me. I wasn’t swearing at the fans, but I didn’t get to complete my thank you speech!”