Adele had a baby boy!

At the age of twenty-one, Adele recorded one of the most critically-acclaimed albums ever, which then sold like a bajillion copies and cured polio. Now Adele has just given birth to a beautiful, healthy baby boy, so you can all just give up now, because you will never create a baby as perfect as Adele’s. Sorry, not gonna happen. Via People

The British singing sensation, 24, is now Mum to a baby boy, a family source confirms to People. “We are all over the moon,” the source says. In June, Adele posted a message on her web site announcing that she was expecting a baby with her boyfriend, Simon Konecki. “Obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time,” she wrote.

Yes, that’s two over the moons for the price of one! And in case you were wondering if I was kidding about Adele’s baby being perfect, music critics everywhere are raving about how perfect her baby is:

“An astonishing debut from a talented singer. Truly, the best baby to ever live.” – Rolling Stone

“Ten fingers! Ten toes! It already knows object permanence and has completed Hooked on Phonics!” – Spin

“Adele’s baby makes every other kid look like Honey Boo Boo. Score: 9.64826793 and a half (Best New Baby)” – Pitchfork

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