Adam Levine: People’s Sexiest Man Alive!

Adam Levine: People’s Sexiest Man Alive!
November 20, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Adam Levine: Sexiest Man Alive

The year is winding down, so it’s time for People magazine to name its Sexiest Man Alive. This year, the honor is going to Adam Levine, which … yeah, all right, I can see that. I’m cool with this.

The L.A.-raised Adam Levine also reveals that he cries at movies (E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial always gets him), loves to be naked and is looking forward to settling down with his fiancée, Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo. “I didn’t think marriage was for me for a long time,” the 34-year-old says. “I was ready when I was ready. That’s about as simple as it could possibly be.” As for that incredible body, Levine credits yoga and spinning for keeping his stamina up, especially as his success continues to skyrocket. “This is just a really interesting time where everything seems to be heading in a certain direction,” he adds. “And I’m not taking any of it for granted.”

Look, we can all go through the song and dance of “X is hotter!” or “Adam Levine is nyeah nyeah nyeah!” but let’s be real here: Going on a long-ass rant about who should or shouldn’t be People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive is kind of nuts. It’s not like not winning this award renders all other men unf**kable trolls. I guess what I’m saying is that this win doesn’t really harm anyone else in any real way, so let’s not going crazy here. Also, Adam Levine can get it as far as I’m concerned.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.