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Exactly How It Sounds: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

Exactly How It Sounds: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

It’s Abraham Lincoln. KILLING VAMPIRES. Honestly, the only time anyone should have to explain to you why this concept is awesome is if you’ve just won a battery-eating contest. Yes, it sounds like it was written by opening a can of alphabet soup and pouring it over Mad Libs, but seriously: ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER. This is the most awesomely nonsensical mashup of great things since Turducken.

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter