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Exactly How It Sounds: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

Exactly How It Sounds: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

It’s Abraham Lincoln. KILLING VAMPIRES. Honestly, the only time anyone should have to explain to you why this concept is awesome is if you’ve just won a battery-eating contest. Yes, it sounds like it was written by opening a can of alphabet soup and pouring it over Mad Libs, but seriously: ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER. This is the most awesomely nonsensical mashup of great things since Turducken.

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter