So yesterday was pretty much just one non-stop wave of Lindsay Lohan stories, all stemming from an early morning crack fight with her drunken famewhore mother, Dina Lohan, over money. Only now we know that Dina has more or less been using Lindsay as her own personal piggie bank, because can you imagine? Dina? With a job? Guffaw! Oh, my sides! Well, it turns out Lindsay was expecting to get that loan back eventually which brought on Dina’s drunkie-rage, and that’s how we got here. TMZ reports:
Now here’s where it gets interesting …The bank and Dina cut some sort of deal in which mama Lohan agreed to a new payment agreement that would prevent her home from going on the auction block. Sources close to Lindsay tell us … Dina didn’t ante up on her own — she got money from Lindsay to make the payments. We’re told Lindsay made payments that helped Dina dig out of the hole, but recently she fell behind again and Lindsay had to give her MORE bailout money — $40,000. And that’s the 40 grand that Lindsay and her mom were arguing over when things erupted in the limo early Wednesday. One final thing. We’re told Dina withdrew lots of other money from the Bank of Lindsay, including money to help pay for her kid brother’s tuition.
You know, when most parents want to give their kids a good education or keep a roof over their family’s heads, they go out and get this thing called “a job”, where they exchange goods and services for monetary reward. But I guess holding your daughter upside-down by her ankles and shaking $40,000 out of her like a piggie bank works too. “Oh would you look at that, all out of money. Time to withdraw from the First Bank of Lindsay! *Sticks debit card in Lindsay’s mouth* $1.50 service charge? HOW DARE YOU?!”