Another Kim Kardashian sex tape? Ugh!

Can you believe it has been an entire year since famewhore Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after two whole months of pseudo-marriage? I know. They said it would never last, but Kim proved them all right! Anyway, in what I can only assume was a thinly-veiled attempt to distract everyone from remembering that, here’s a rumor about how Kim may (or may not) have a second Ray J sex tape floating around out there, heaven help us all! MTV reports …

The Daily Star claims that the raunchy footage – alleged to be the second the former couple shot together – is being shopped to distributors for between £19 million ($30m) and £24m ($38m). A source told the tabloid: “It’s definitely Kim in the video. And it’s even raunchier than her last one. “There are all kinds of eye-popping moments … Kim fears this will damage her relationship with Kanye West.” However, a spokesperson for Kardashian has since told Gossip Cop: “This story couldn’t be further from the truth. This tape doesn’t exist.”

There are two ways to look at this: The first is that this is exactly what Kim said when the original sex tape was being shopped around, and we all know how that one turned out. On the other hand, The Kardashians would claim that there’s a snuff tape of them floating around out there if it meant E! would give them another spin-off. “Oh yeah, and then they straight up murdered Kim with an axe. Super gross. She got better though. Remember to tune into Kim and Khloé take Ibiza!”

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