a boozing angelina jolie collapsed?!?

a boozing angelina jolie collapsed?!?
October 3, 2007 MICHAEL KNUDSEN

good evening! i just walked back in the door from the airport to plenty of love from all my doggies – i’m way tired and i don’t know how i’ll handle work tomorrow – thank heavens the weekend isn’t too far off! before i head off to bed i had to post the latest cover of national enquirer which is back on angelina jolie again…this time they’ve got her all boozed up and ‘collapsing’ into brad pitt‘s arms – who is starting to get fed up with ms. jolie and has begged her to seek help – you guys know i’m a big fan of brangelina so i’m not buying into this drama at all – maybe she did have one drink too many and took a stumble but who hasn’t?!? (plus high heels can be a bitch – not that i know personally – i’d totally kill myself wearing heels!) you have to get a laugh over the picture being featured on the cover – not her best shot but angie always looks great!

my favorite part of the cover of course involves the supposed demi moore & ashton kutcher nude photo scandal! gosh – if those pics actually exist – i so need to see them – they’re both hot but mr. kutcher is super fine – omg – i’d love to see him naked! up on the top there’s more drama for nicole richie – they’ve got her pegged back in rehab but all the recent pics i’ve seen of her – she seems fine – and has a bit of that pregnancy glow going on! i’m sure she’ll be a great mom – certainly better than britney spears – i still can’t get over that whole mess – she’s just not acting right – you’d think she would’ve showed up to court today but nope – she was out & about doing important things like getting gas in the valley and smiling for the paparazzi! (oh yeah and let’s not forget starbucks – now that’s really important!)

we’ve also got a story of star jones – whose husband al reynolds still seems to be gay…and there’s rumors of new evidence that could finally put oj simpson behind bars – where he should have been put a long time ago – he makes me freakin’ sick – ugh! i’m so ready to lay down soon (and slightly delerious from a very long day) i’ll check you all tomorrow – xxoo!

PS wow! some lady won $60 million dollars with enquirer’s lucky blue dot! see reading tabloids can pay off sometimes – i need to find out what that lucky blue dot is all about…