A few years back, 50 Cent was just a random rapper who occasionally released decent songs and surprisingly not-terrible video games featuring himself performing acts of wish-fulfilment. Except then someone made Twitter and 50 realized he can say whatever he wants and people will laugh, and then he became infinitely more awesome. And now he’s taking it to the next level, going on the record to call Kim Kardashian trash, which is kind of the new best thing ever. From VH1 …
“I mean … if that man feel like she’s perfect, then she’s perfect. He could mean it and you’ll end up singing the words to it because he’s Kanye,” Fiddy told XXL Magazine about Yeezy’s lady Kim, adding, “You know how it is? One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” Ouch! That’s an intense burn, 50 Cent! We guess the man did date Chelsea Handler. Have there been any studies to determine if perfect comedic timing can be sexually transmitted?
All right, Fifty… Fiddy? Is it Fifty or Fiddy? I can never pronounce this right. Phonics was the one thing I could never successfully get hooked on. Anyway, I’m willing to extend to you a gift in exchange for your calling Kim the trash she is, I’m giving you a voucher for one free mindlessly catchy song that will be played to death on every radio station and club. You can release one and I won’t get annoyed with you. “Sure this song is way overplayed for how good it is, but he did call Kim trash, so … yeah. Totally.”