The 2013 People’s Choice Awards happened

2013 People's Choice Awards

In all the hoopla of the Acacemy Award nominations, the snubs, the surprises, and the shameless guessing I may or may not have made regarding who would win (PUT ALL OF MY LIFE SAVINGS ON SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK) we almost forgot that the People’s Choice Awards were last night. Yes, the People’s Choice Awards; they’re basically the Oscars‘ not-as-hot sister who makes up for it by putting out at the drop of a hat. Anyway, here’s the full list of winners from the National Post:

FAVORITE MOVIE
The Hunger Games

FAVORITE ON-SCREEN CHEMISTRY
Jennifer / Josh / Liam, The Hunger Games

FAVORITE FAN FOLLOWING
Twihards, Twilight

FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE
The Hunger Games

FAVORITE SONG
What Makes You Beautiful, One Direction

FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE STAR
Chris Hemsworth

FAVORITE MOVIE FRANCHISE
The Hunger Games

FAVORITE CABLE TV COMEDY
Awkward

FAVORITE COMEDIC TV ACTOR
Chris Colfer

FAVORITE SCI-FI/FANTASY TV SHOW
Supernatural

FAVORITE COUNTRY ARTIST
Taylor Swift

FAVORITE BAND
Maroon 5

FAVORITE COMEDIC MOVIE ACTRESS
Jennifer Aniston

FAVORITE LATE-NIGHT TV HOST
Jimmy Fallon

FAVORITE DAYTIME TV HOST
The Ellen DeGeneres Show

FAVORITE COMEDIC TV ACTRESS
Lea Michele

FAVORITE MOVIE ACTRESS
Jennifer Lawrence

FAVORITE BREAKOUT ARTIST
The Wanted

FAVORITE DRAMATIC TV ACTRESS
Ellen Pompeo

FAVORITE DRAMATIC TV ACTOR
Nathan Fillion

FAVORITE FACE OF HEROISM
Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games

FAVORITE POP ARTIST
Katy Perry

FAVORITE NETWORK TV DRAMA
Grey’s Anatomy

FAVORITE DRAMATIC MOVIE ACTRESS
Emma Watson

See what I mean? Puts out like that. There’s no other reason why anyone would spend this much time pretending like One Direction isn’t just five auto-tuned newborns with funny wigs. Can you imagine if millions of people actually liked thinly manufactured music that panders to the lowest common denominator? HILARIOUS!

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