The 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Yes, it’s that time of the year, where a famous comedian roasts the President in a weird, socially awkward attempt at convincing the country that congress actually has a sense of humor about itself. If they didn’t, they wouldn’t have pretended that John Boehner and Nancy Pelosi are intelligent representatives. Anyway, Jimmy Kimmel and President Barack Obama both did stand-up bits, both of them were pretty good, if not great. Also this weekend, FOX News finally proved how much they hated the President by inviting Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan to the event. Yes, Greta Van Susteren will throw a shit fit over Louis C.K., but will gladly invite a washed up starlet and a useless famewhore? Nicely done.

President Barack Obama and Jimmy Kimmel

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