Rest in Peace: Davy Jones

Davy Jones

I was super bummed when I heard the very sad news about onetime teen heartthrob Davy Jones (of The Monkees) passing away suddenly (he was still playing shows just a few weeks ago) at the age of 66 from a heart attack at his home down in Florida (while he was tending to his horses). Although I wasn't around during the sixties to watch the group's beloved and hilarious television show (58 episodes in total originally ran from 1966 to 1968), I MORE

Reese Witherspoon told her kids not to be like Chris Brown

Reese Witherspoon

Say what you will about Reese Witherspoon -- specifically that she can cut diamonds with her chin. I swear to God, if I had a nickle for every time I heard that joke -- but the girl has a good head on her shoulders and is not afraid to go in on someone famous if she thinks that they're selling bullshit. Which is why she told People magazine that she talks to her kids to make sure they know not to be like Chris Brown and Rihanna, and that domestic MORE

Kim Kardashian is ready to gold dig

Kim Kardashian

BREAKING NEWS: Kim Kardashian is a money-grubbing famewhore who will fake being in love if it means she can scam people out of their money. Oh, wait, that's not breaking news. Anyway, this time around, Kim is trying to land herself a Saudi billionaire so that someone else can take care of her and she'll never have to work again. Wait, Kim works? Hollywood Life reports: During Kim and Kris Jenner‘s trip to Dubai in October 2011, many Saudi MORE

MJ’s daughter claims Sony faked her dad’s voice!

Paris Jackson

A couple years back, Sony released a Michael Jackson album posthumously, which a lot of people thought was in pretty shitty taste, but to be fair, this is a recording label. Shitty is kinda their thing. Anyway, it turns out someone got their hands on an alleged transcript between Paris Jackson and some of her friends, where Paris alleges that they faked Michael's voice. TMZ reports: Paris had made the announcement in the midst of rumors that MORE

Heaven Help Us: Snooki is pregnant!

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

Remember how earlier in the month, Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi was rumored to be preggers, which everyone just sort of wrote off as Snooki eating way too many pickles and walking around with a food baby? Well, turns out she might have been pregnant all along, and she was just hiding it so that she could score a sweet cover story (and paycheck) from Us Weekly. Page Six reports: Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers earlier this MORE

Lindsay Lohan is a homebody now?

Lindsay Lohan

Now that Lindsay Lohan has dodged the massive bullet that was heading her way, it's only right that she move on with the rest of her fuck-up cycle by claiming that she's really a homebody now and she'll never go out partying again! Which means somewhere out there, there's a pretty good chance she's playing Edward Fortyhands with the empty vodka bottles she had for breakfast. RadarOnline reports: "I still need to go through the process of MORE

Regina Spektor returns with ‘All The Rowboats’

Regina Spektor - All The Rowboats

OMG! I'm obsessed with this incredibly haunting and brilliant new track from Regina Spektor called All The Rowboats! It's the first taste of her upcoming 6th studio album entitled What We Saw From The Cheap Seats (her last album Far dropped back in '09) that is set for release sometime in late spring on Sire Records. You must listen to the track below and make sure to pick up a copy on iTunes! All the rowboats in the MORE

The new cast of ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Dancing With The Stars

I can hardly feign my excitement. Anyway, a new-crop of has-beens and never-weres have been lined up to try and dance their way into Americas hearts and minds on ABC's Dancing With The Stars, as they're picked off one by one by an unfeeling population. Weeeeee. Us Weekly reports: -- Melrose Place actor Jack Wagner, 52, will dance with Anna Trebunskaya -- Little House on the Prairie actress Melissa Gilbert, 47, will dance with Maksim MORE

Madonna doesn’t know who Joe Francis is!


Madonna released another song from MDNA yesterday to the delight of gay men everywhere (except for me, who was just sort of ... I dunno, nyeh, ust nyeh). The song was originally called Girls Gone Wild, but was later shortened to just Girl Gone Wild, which a lot of people thought had something to do with Joe Francis threatening to sue her. Turns out, Madonna wasn't even aware that the asshole existed, and for once, I'm actually jealous of Madonna. MORE

Joan Rivers slams Angelina Jolie’s right leg!

Angelina Jolie

If you don't know what the deal is with Angelina Jolie's right leg (which you can follow on Twitter) yet, I'll give you the sparksnotes version real quick: Angelina had a momentary lapse in sanity and started posing with her leg out on the Oscars red carpet like she was a Las Vegas stripper trying to score a sugar daddy. Turns out I'm not the only one who thought she looked super trashy, because mother-daughter fashion duo Joan Rivers and Melissa MORE

Listen: Madonna’s ‘Girl Gone Wild’

Madonna - Girl Gone Wild

Earlier today Madonna dropped the second single off her upcoming 12th studio album MDNA (out on March 26th) called Girl Gone Wild. Originally it was titled Girls Gone Wild (plural) but Joe Francis (the sketchy dude who gets drunk college girls to expose themselves on camera) had an issue with trademark infringement, apparently their lawyers are still in negotiations over the issue. Have a listen for yourself to the song below, via the lyric MORE

Jennifer Lopez: Nipple or no nipple?

Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz

During the awards ceremony last night, there was a brief moment where a little bitty patch of skin on Jennifer Lopez's boob that was a shade darker than the rest of her boob. Cue the entire web freaking out over the possibility that they may have seen a tiny sliver of JLo's nipple (which now has its very own Twitter account), because despite the fact that you can find boobs pretty much everywhere online, one tiny slip of nip is like crack to MORE

Jim Rash mocked Angelina Jolie’s right leg!

Jim Rash

So last night, Community fans everywhere peed themselves a tiny bit as Jim Rash (who plays Dean Pelton) picked up an Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplay for The Descendants. While his co-writers gave their speeches, Jim took the opportunity to throw a little shade at Angelina Jolie for spending the entire night flashing her "LOOK AT ME!" right leg all night long. Entertainment Weekly reports: “Honestly, as soon as I saw her pose like that, I MORE

Adam Sandler sets the record for sucking!

Adam Sandler

Did you see Jack and Jill? Trick question! Because if you actually did see that gigantic pile of crap, you probably committed suicide. But worry not! Those who have seen the steaming pile that Adam Sandler shat into the theaters did not die in vain, because Sandler and his suck ass movies set the record for most Razzie nominations for just how awful him and his "movies" are. Via Access Hollywood: Sandler received a record 11 nominations MORE