Joan Rivers vs. Chelsea Handler
As one of the first (and possibly funniest) female comedians, Joan Rivers is usually a good litmus test to see who is and isn’t a […]
Month: January 2012
Not BFFs: Angelina Jolie & Stacy Keibler
Stacy Keibler is still George Clooney‘s girlfriend right now, because George must always have a d-lister on his arm at all times but God help […]
Don’t call Kim Kardashian’s marriage a ‘business decision’
Despite the fact that Kim Kardashian married Kris Humphries for the sake of turning it into a reality TV special and then making millions out […]
The Oscar nominations are out!
Now that the Golden Globe Awards have more or less spoiled the results for us, here are the Oscar nominations for the 84th annual Academy […]
Kristin Cavallari is pregnant!
Just indulge me a little here and pretend that Kristin Cavallari is still actually relevant, okay? Okay. Well, the former resident bitch of Laguna Beach […]
Ke$ha and Wayne Coyne are snorting Tums together
Remember how awesome The Flaming Lips‘ tenth album Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots was? Hold on to those memories for dear life, because this next […]
A psychic helped Kim Kardashian get divorced?
I remember when Kim Kardashian ended her big fake marriage after only seventy-two days, my first instinct was to role my eyes, mutter “well of […]
Heidi Klum and Seal are out!
Ha! Project Runway humor! But no seriously, Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce after seven years of marriage. In an item that was […]
Lindsay Lohan still needs an assistant?
Despite the fact that I don’t actually think her life is so busy and hectic as to require someone to constantly follow her around and […]
Joe Paterno is dead at 85
There comes a time in every blogger’s career where someone dies who either had the best or worst reputation in the world, depending on who […]
Nicki Minaj’s ‘Stupid Hoe’ video!
Here’s the brand new (sassy and explicit) music video from Nicki Minaj for her latest single Stupid Hoe, which is obviously referring to her arch […]
R.I.P. Etta James
Bad news, everyone: the lovely and talented songstress Etta James, who gave us such classics At Last and Something’s Got A Hold On Me, passed […]